Hey Guys,

Im very new to the scene,I bought the mystery book last year, read it and put it back in my draw, never knew they were thousands of guys just like me hooking up to go sarging (im still fairly new to all the terminology) but I'd like to have your thoughts on this subject. What are you trying to get out of it, besides getting laid? Have you been in a longterm relationship thanks to this forum? Are you getting more confident etc? anything you think of would be welcome to the debate.

On a side note, there is this MILF down my local butcher, looking great, we do have small talk every now and again, I dont know whether I stand a chance or not very difficult to say. How do you recognise false indicators or whatever they are called? Also, I really think she is DIRTY and want to get her into bed, the thing is since I buy my meat there all the time, if I ask her out and she says NO, I'll have to find a new butcher (which honestly I cant be bothered about coz they do have great deals).

Anyway guys, all suggestions are welcome!
Thanks again

ask her if she wants to try out your own meat! the micky bricks special lol

Thx guys, didnt realise it was that funny at te time I was writing lol!
But yeah seriously, any help would be welcome lol.

awesome post dude ha ha

but in all seriousness whats the worst that could happen she says no?

at least you will have a funny anecdote "why i had to find a new butchers".

Cracking post, made me laugh haha.

In all seriousness if she says no dont go to a different butcher, especially with all the great deals they do!

I would use this line to ask her out, start talking about some of the good deals then go:

'Talking of meat, how would you like to 'meat' me some time for a drink'

I might hang around my local butchers tomorrow just to use that one myself lol

just ask her out u pussy!!!!!

just say, How many boyfriends do you have?? if she says 1.. say... is that it??? u need to get out more

if ahe says none, say... sound well your comin on a date with me then this weekend (DONT ASK HER TELL HER)

if she says no... SO WHAT... stop bein a pussy u already done the hard bit by buildin a rapport

Nice 1 whistleblower, I will have to go some time when it's not busy (next week and will keep you posted, in the meantime other suggestions are welcome), so that I can have that talk and ask her out.

I thought about writting my number on a piece of paper and giving it when at the till but I think she will appreciate MY BALLS for asking her out and if she dont well, her loss...COZ she missing on a good shag lol

whistleblower my nan would love you

@ Phil,

we make life so complicated for ourselves dont we? fear of failure=failure to succeed!