Right then... I have been trawling the internet for advice, and tips for an absolute beginner, and ive watched countless videos on youtube, but can anyone tell me where i can get a good beginners book on PUA???
Is there an e-book available so i can just get it straight away?
Ive got some halloween parties coming up next week, and would love to be able to make a load of progress, and get a lot of practice in too.
On that subject, what can anyone recommend wearing as the parties are fancy dress. i have a limited budget of about £50. But dont want to look so much of a prat, no one wants to talk to me, dont want to look scary in case it scares them off, etc LOL

And lastly a slightly unrelated question...
Ive read on some advice somewhere that its fun to spruce up your job title if you think the job is boring, or whatever... for example.
Girl: WHat do you do?
You: Im a disaster prevention agent
then when they ask what that entails, you tell them that youre a cleaner, and its supposed to be funny

I am a Bus driver. Generally, in my experience, people associate bus drivers with grumpy and ignorant blokes!
Can anyone think up a alternative title for me?

all help, advice and opinions appreciated

public transport vehicle operator

There is no right path. All that matters is that you are on one which you enjoy traveling down.

If your looking for a shortcut then your missing the point. The fun never comes at the end of your journey because your journey never ends.

Enjoy being new to all this, rember how badly your sets go because i gurantee you will chuckle once you look back.

Go to the Halloween party as a facebook page and get the girls to write their numbers on your wall.

Well. That's my costume plan anyway

Thanks for the help so far everyone. I feel a bit of a pillock at the moment asking some of this stuff!
Jaz: what is RSD
Oh, and I DO enjoy my job a lot, I'm just aware that some people don't think much of it.

Sorry, I don't understand that last post :-/.

When asked what I do for a living in the past, I've always just said I'm a 'happy bus driver' then that starts the conversation lol

I can imagine bus drivers have many a funny story to tell, bit like a milkman, paramedic, taxi driver etc

Use it to your advantage

Example:

Girl: What do you do?
You: I'm a bus driver
Girl: [using your own imagination, insert here how you think she will relpy, what facial expression she will make etc]
You: Yeah its a bit mad, the other day this guy/girl got on and he/she was..........

And then you come up with a nice little anecdote about xyz, it conveys to her you enjoy your job and are comfortable within your own skin.

Trust me mate, so many people in this country have unbelievably boring jobs, and when we're out, the last thing most of us wanna do is talk about what we do for a living. Plus, I'd much rather chat to someone who interacts with random Joe Public than someone who has a boring office job (IT/accounts) or works as a solicitor/lab technician etc because they will have so many better stories to regale me with.

Perhaps you are worrying too much about what women will think when tell them what you do for a job - but any woman worth their salt wouldn't care less what you do so long as you're fun to be around.

oops! looks like Ive started something here! Thanks for the support tho guys, very reassuring.

if your game is good enough you could be a one legged homeless man with twigs in his beard. s'all about the game