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Default shock and awe openers - 23-07-2010, 04:21 PM

In a nutshell these are basically variations of "lets fuck" or convey that sort of message and when they work the results can be quite spectacular. I can't think of many of the top of my head, now I think everyone knows the apocalypse opener. Ill start the ball rolling with a few. How about a sticky for just this type of thing?

lets go back to my place and dissapoint each other.

Can I have my picture taking with you so I can brag about you to all my friends.

Ill be telling my friends all about you in the morning.
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Default 23-07-2010, 04:28 PM

It would be good if we could have some of the more original ones.
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Default 23-07-2010, 05:47 PM

Let's fuck rarely works, consistantly anyway. Do a search on the "apocolypse opener". See it as a self amusement exercise rather than anything else. It's used to pump your own state up in the club sometimes.

Another shock and awe type routine is found in Tims Flawless Natural. (you should sooo see that!)Basically it's a role play, where she is putting an evil spell on you that is turning you on, so you blame her for the attraction. For example

"I was just minding my own business with my buddies and you've totally distracted me, you're so hot, I can't even think straight, do m a favour and put a paper bag over your head next time you go out, you should not be allowed in night clubs!" and so on....try to improvise that Frame, or what Tim calls "Bubble of Love"...

Role plays are great fun and are very different to what most guys talk to girls about in clubs. This type of role play is excellent too for getting sexual. Remember to touch her too


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Default 23-07-2010, 06:19 PM

I know it doesn't particularly matter what you to start off with, but I like the shock and awe approach purely for the basis its so fucking honest.

A while ago I came across the "apocalypse opener" and it gave me the idea of coming up with my own "can I have my picture taken with you so I can brag about you to all my friends" it got me some pretty spectacular results, however I got bored off it, I think it would be fun to use some more new "shock and awe" type openers only Im not that good at trying to create them.
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Default 23-07-2010, 11:48 PM

im sure i mentioned in a post about sayin.. can i take u home & dissapoint u.

didnt realise its a thing

i have alsorts of shit like that u can say but whilst u are naming them APOCALYPSE lines...all they are is chat up lines... u cant re name a chat up line and make it pick up artistry... they are simply LINES ...

What time are we leaving

How are we getting home

You should probly let your friends know before we leave

How many drinks does it usually take before you will think before leaving... do you want a drink

Im bein deadly serious here... my friend over there is psychic an he said he see's you stayin in my house tonight

i wanted to sleep with your friend but she is out of my league

U probly want to sleep with my friend but he is out of ur leage so ur comin home with me

Hi i read books which help me get women into bed.... was the book any good

*im just winging these so i dont know how it would work for u but ur welcome to them*

i usually only sleep with fat girls but i suppose i could lower my standards for you

I hope your not wearing hair extensions because the sex may get a little rough

We have to be home by 3 u know

*HERE IS A CLOSE MY MATE USES... Im goin are you comin HER : yea ok where are we goin HIM: back to mine obviously

i seen him do it after like 20 mins talkin he has done it at 11.30 and come back out after HA


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