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Originally Posted by kowalski
... Oh, and I must know how the Alien Hand Syndrome Opener goes. That sounds ace.
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you go in with a regular opinion opener: "hey guys i wanna ask you're opinion on something real quick, have you ever heard of alien hand syndrome?"
girl: "alien hand syndrome?..."
me:"its a disease that sounds a bit too hilarious for words, basically, whatever you want your left hand to do, it wil do the opposite. so lets say you are at an interview and go to shake the interviewers hand, you might end up slapping him instead"
girl:almost always laughs at this point
me:"that would really come in handy in some situations. i know this girl from school her names [insert name here] and she's just one of those guys thats always got something bad to say about people. so one day i come in all innocent "oh hey [insert name her] hows it going SLAP" oh sorry dude, alien hand syndrome"
an easy 2 minuite story that usually gets some laughs. thanks for the advice man i'll work on some improv.
(oh and BTW, i in no way promote violence to women, this is just a story i made up about a girl who almost doesn't exist)