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Retro · 10:10 AM

Hi Guys,

I'm a little worried about posting something as detailed as this online, but out of everyone i know you guys will defiantly have the answer.

I had an issue yesterday with this girl i'm seeing.. Were in bed having sex for over an hour trying different stuff and she's climaxed 3 or 4 times.. we change position and she's got that tight from everything that i cant get my dick back in, she tries and cant get it in, we try a couple of different positions but no good.. I know lube wouldn't have helped as she was very wet anyway.

Its a new one on me.. so i'd be interested to here any tips.

Cheers Guys

Retro

Sorry Jaz, posted in wrong area.. can you please move this thread. Cheers pal.

nova · 26-04-2010, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by kowalski

4. (My personal favourite) Force it up there anyway. If she says anything, announce "The lady doth protest too much", then shove her sopping wet knickers in her mouth

Nice

Blanca · 26-04-2010, 02:29 PM

I had this once, years ago with the first girl I ever had sex with. She ended up just sucking me off.

Don't let this phase you dude, there will be other times you guys can have sex (and there will be if you gave her a good enough time to have 4 orgasms...you dog

). It's like going soft inexplicably or coming too soon. These things happen and the important thing is not to worry about it or take it seriously.

Retro · 26-04-2010, 05:15 PM

Cheers guys,

Was looking to see if there was some technique or something I could have done. Going on k's 4Th point, beleive me I tried! But it looks like a case of I just did a decent job and it just happens from time to time.

Cheers

retro

Hustler25 · 26-04-2010, 07:23 PM

Go Retro!!

Love the advice K, wish you took my P.S.E classes back in high school, that would have been thoroughly amusing!

marked1 · 27-04-2010, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by kowalski

4. (My personal favourite) Force it up there anyway. If she says anything, announce "The lady doth protest too much", then shove her sopping wet knickers in her mouth, possibly give her a sharp slap across the face and ram your little fucker home. However sweet and gentle they pretend to be, fact is, they love this shit.

Fucking oath they do

crash · 14-05-2010, 10:57 PM

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2. Wank on her chest or, preferably, face.

I tried this once, she later told all of her friends and now when ever I see them on nights out they come up to me and start taking the piss, saying 'WILL YOU JIZZ ON MY TITS'

no.fx · 15-05-2010, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by crash

I tried this once, she later told all of her friends and now when ever I see them on nights out they come up to me and start taking the piss, saying 'WILL YOU JIZZ ON MY TITS'

tbh I think its more embarrassing for them as u facialized or jizzed on there mate tits lmao! I would just say "sure why not, I have done it one of your mates before, why not make it two?" or "I am not sure that would be a good idea as it will mean I have jizzed on two members of your family....the other one is ur mum"

crash · 16-05-2010, 05:09 PM

hahaha that's brilliant.

If I remember, will make sure to mention it!

Status · 18-05-2010, 07:49 AM

Unless this is happening regularly, I can't see it as much of a problem.
I'd just fuck her mouth and empty my balls down her throat. Remember to tighten your grip on her head the moment you start to blow your load. You don't want her pulling away now.