Originally Posted by Jason

Can't believe how mental this is blowing up.
There seems to be an army of ignorant loudmouths, branding anyone who picks up girls as a fucking rapist....

They are literally saying that if you pay any attention to picking up a girl, you should be outcast from society as perverted loser. I'm almost lost for words.

Originally Posted by Redemption

Why is it that when I shave my dick hair ( sham haare ) girls become attracted to me.

This is the third time its happened.
Last night whilst cutting the forest down with some scissors, I knew that if the girls would start acting flirty around me again that I'd be on to something !

And I couldn't of been more right.

I was approached by a girl that previously ''hated'' me (not real hate, just that attention whoring hate) in a more then obvious way. Her dialogue was something like 'ummm, what did I wanna ask again'' that and her extreme reddening of the face were more then enough to confirm her hots for me.
Then we have another girl thats been really trying hard to act like she despises me, but hahaa I should of counted how many times I caught her staring over to me today ..
Then we have another girl that I previously rejected, about a month ago. I was really surprised at this one as I thought she was still on her ''iiii hate you, youuuu are such a loser !!!'' trips, guess shes already forgotten what happened.
Then for the last event the first and last girl teamed up and approached me whilst I was working with my class colleagues and asked and I quote, ..if they could talk to me outside'' accustomed by glowing red faces. I said no and turned back around and continued conversing with my colleague, 30 seks later the first girl started to take a begging tone saying ''stop being cheeky'' to which I said, ''being cheeky ?!, Im here to work'' and turned back around. Then then the second girl bursted out saying ''WE JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU ARE SO {{GRASS}} { a swiss/german word basically meaning to be cold}

3 hours later it dawned upon me. Whats causing the sudden change in the behavior of all girls around me is not to do with some micro bacterial scent that has been induced by my shaved forest. It is the particular characteristic trait I acquire once in this shaved state.

Normally I'm cold and professional not even bothering to look at people or answer them. Thing is I was still ignoring people today but something was just different, I think the trait I acquired was openness. Yes thats it, conclusion double line.

My shaved hairs induced the characteristic trait of openness in my mind and body, which in turn attracted girls, as openness in its purest form is confidence

Originally Posted by daleinthedark

Woah! What happened to Tw1sted?!?! Jason? not even Jas0n.