Was out Monday doing approaches in Liverpool for an hour or so then, as luck would have it, bust my ankle on Monday night in Jujitsu

can't walk on it properly, never mind approach / jog up to women - I mean limping men never really turn girls on unless in uniform, battle scarred, rifle over shoulder and with a rescued child in their arms

apparently a plaster cast is the most attractive thing a man can wear...

According to a poll.

In the club its a conversation starter. My friend used it to do loads of funny shit in a club, it gets you loads of attention.

Get yourself down the supermarket. No need to be overly mobile in Aldi, or indeed Farmfoods.

Nah, I find the girls in Aldi are just way too classy. Iceland or Lidl is where its at bro!