outside, stood infront of a cashpoint last night, in the freezing cold... getting some money ready to hit the pub, arnd 9pm...

i get my cash, turn round to two HB8s behind me in the queue, wearing their skirts, leggies on display (nice) and i say...

Picard: 'you picked a great night to come out in those skirts girls, i decided to leave my skirt at home today, go with the trousers'

HB8s: 'hehe tell me about it, its so cold, blah blah blah, were having a terrible journey out'

Picard: 'whats so terrible then, you freezing ur nuts off?'

HB8s: (more laughs) yeah, and our taxi broke down and we had to push the car...'

Picard: 'oh dear!? well il tell you what, im off to the pub now, the Stonehouse, il give u a call perhaps if my car breaks down... (cheeky smile) and you can give me a push home'

...


about an hour later, in the pub, on the dancefloor.... im grabbed pulled away and grinded to death on the dancefloor by the nicer of the two....

...tbh wish id escalated further, seemed i had insane IOIs form my seasonal cocky-funny start....

probably getting one-ities or something,?? LOL


just thought id share that, if u see any cold ladies outside, tell them you didnt opt to wear your skirts tonight!!! lol


Picard.

I'm loving the cold whether for openers. I'm a big fan of the simpler the better and have been dining out on; "I like your hat" "thanks" "it looks really warm" "it is" "Well I'm freezing, can I borrow it" they usually say something like "but then I'll be freezing", my response varies but is usually along the lines of "is that the reason, or are you just worried that it might look better on me".

Also, the strongest pickup is definitely, short two minute conversation then encounter each other on the dance floor. Nice post picard.

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