Originally Posted by D!ce

Once took 7 pills in one go, blacked out and found myself screaming at random strangers, convinced I was being following by a pirate and having a full blown conversation with his parrot. Mad times.

Originally Posted by Phil

So, Just got back from ibiza.

All fun... Last day we wer there, i was literally beating women off with a stick. Its so strange how having a GF makes u like some super magnet.

There was 1 bird, she was a blatant 10. This girl was a model... And she was unreal... like a 10 body, face, personality.

so she said "ill leave my friends and stay with you...she was asking "how often to you go the gym" whilst having a feel... then asked if i had a party she could come to...

i declined coz i have a GF which was defo one of the hardest things ive ever done.

Then she ended up on my plane flight home.

She was punching me in the arm at the airport flirting with me... turns out she used to be a stripper.... i was thinkin "Ah for fuck sake"

So anyway, i didn't take her name for facebook or none of that shit, i just dont need the temptation. I would be sick if i did that to my missus.

If i ever found out my bird did it to me, id be sick... seriously tho....id be so pissed off.

ive always got girls.. but on what planet to girls like that make moves on u????

Advice from me... if you dont have a bird, act like u do on holiday, tell them you wouldn't cheat on your bird... try a wedding ring and just be friendly but don't make a move.

Women are horrible

Originally Posted by amit1207

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Originally Posted by MasonWilson

Thats you been back a couple weeks now Phil have you kicked the ibiza blues yet?

Im leaving 5th Sep. for a quick week, my 5th year running now, any tips for this year i've heard a few horror stories this summer...worse than usual.