Hey,

Well I had an experience that I would never wish on any man. Last night I took this girl back to my place with the soal intention of having sex. I have shagged her a few times, so its abit of a fuck buddy really. Anyway was in bed (watching top gear) and I starts to finger her, anyway I got bored as she wasnt doing anything to me but after a while she got the hint and was about to give me handjob. Anyway she gave it a good yank, which hurt like fuck! I told her to me more careful and she carried on. Anyway, for some reason I looked at my hand, and no joke the whole thing was red with blood. I looked at my bed and my bed was the same, looked at her and she was covered in it. I said to her "I think you may have come on your period", she told me how something must be wrong as she hasnt had any signs or pains and its really heavy. Abit grosed out with all the blood on me, i said "I am going to the bathroom". On route to the bathroom I realised that my cock was pissing blood everywhere. It turns out when she gave it a yank, she ripped my foreskin a good inch. Blood was everwhere, all over my mattress, floor and over her. Anyway Cleaned myself up in the shower and called one of my mates that is pretty experienced, turns out the same thing happened to him and he just told me to clean it and leave it. I am pretty pissed off tbh as it shows her lack of experience and understanding, lets just say, I wont be seeing her again. After it happened I finished watching top gear and took her back home. I now have to wait a month or more before I can have sex or masturbate, when the longest I have every waited is 1 week, this may be my biggest challenge yet!

Anyone else got some disasters to share?

Peace

Tom

That tops any of mine!!

Helps not having a foreskin...

Christ! that's gotta hurt!

I remember once having anal sex with an ex-girlfriend, I took my penis out momentarily and noticed it had shit on the tip of it. Hastily I ran into the bathroom to wash it off, she asked what was wrong I said I desperately needed a piss and from then on it was vag only.

Fuckin hell man. That's savage. She must of really given it a good old tug. Not had any natural disasters I can recall... fingers crossed that that doesn't happen to me!

Nah save it for improv!

no.fx I don't you should get rid of her just educate her then she won't do it again she'll also thank you for teaching her and you can mould her into the ultimate fuck buddy who knows exactly what you like

This is my all-time biggest sexual fear - I know a couple of guys from my year at school who had banjo-related incidents. Apparently it was agony. I feel for you no.fx

Also, get it checked out at the hospital. If it becomes infected (which is likely, considering the bodily functions that occur near your penis) then you're absolutely fucked. At least douse it in TCP or some other disinfectant. Depending on how bad it is though, I'd recommend a visit to A+E.

And K Dogg, it's the Dirty Mexican for the win - a Dirty Sanchez but with a complementary goatee!

I've had a few comedy sex moments but nothing like this!
I knew a lad in uni who pulled it out of his girls ass and there was a bean husk on his bellend. To this day he still refers to asal sex as 'bean husking'

no big deal, I just washed it... funny that she actually liked my 'no big deal' attitude.
As to ripped banjo (banjo????) - I had it removed when I was 17 and got woken up one morning with ripped stitches. Morning glory didn't care about recent surgery.
All that is to say that after a while you'll be only laughing at what now looks like serious shit.

peace
7aco

The fittest girl I ever pulled and probably ever will pull was in Greece on the beach (it should have been perfect) and I couldn't even get a semi. Fuckin liquer is evil!!!!