You`re gay in pua if....

. You use pua jargon no one can be bothered to search the internet to try and understand what the hell your trying to say. Your double gay if you constantly post shit day game videos or use the work "in field" your not in a field!! your in a pub, club or nightclub. If your actually in a field all you`ll find are cows and sheep!! and if your in a field trying to pick up cows and sheep that a whole other ballgame......

.If one of your first posts on this forum is " I lent this girl a pen once and she smiled at me, so I got her number of her friend and text her 20 million times but she never answers.I sit at home thinking about her all day and night. If I follow her home from her home late at night and jump out of a bush at her will this make her want to marry me??"

.If you join this forum and claim that your a total stud and want to hang with the TOP guys on the forum only!! In fact your double gay if you have a skill in anything you should share and help. Just think if your with a guy who is of a lower skill level than you and struggling. Just by taking sometime out of your busy schedule to help this poor bugger he is
A. going to be eternally greatful for your help and
B. when this guy has put into practice your help and advice to push himself up a bit further on with his skill level isn't he going to take the time out to pass on what you have given to him to help some other sap struggling where he was when you helped him. Remember the saying TO KEEP IT YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT AWAY!!

.If you come on this forum claiming you are a pua master and bang pussy left right and centre, when the only thing you are banging is your pillow!!
Not only will you be found out very quickly when people actually meet you or through your posts you copied and pasted from your "pua for dummies book" making you look like a total tool. You will harm other forum users who will take and use your bullshit advice!!
Be honest with yourself and other forum users where you are!! If you suck say!! no one will judge you and you are a hell of a lot more likely to find the right advice for where you are to get the results you want.

.If you have ever met,heard of or pretended to be The Jackal!! If you are actually The Jackal you are gay times ten million!!

.If you were awesome and you left this forum!!! (Knave, snake eyes, Alpha D to name but a few, you guys were awesome come back damn you)

.if you fuck with Jaz!! hes the boss dontcha know (I get giddy and giggly like I got a gold star at school for good behaviour everytime he thanks my posts

.If you sign up to this forum and write between 0-3 posts and disappear again!! Whats the point!! How many profiles are on this forum that never did, said or asked anything that could have been living or working towards a life of their dreams. What a sad waste of potential!!

.If your stupid enough to not put a password of protect yourself in some way from girls or friends from finding out your on this forum if you don't want them 2!! double gay if they actually find posts of you bad mouthing them!!

.If you sit and read hundreds of pua books and watch hundreds of hours of pua videos on youtube and still sit at home and beat your meat.

.If you spend hours watching, waiting, hoping, praying for a girl to text you back or return your facebook message.

.If you put pointless 8 letter posts up about nothing at all, just to boost up your post number and forum rating. Your double gay if you've ever concocted a plan to make a thread consisting only of the words pooooooo and weeeeee alternating 10,000 times over posted over the course of 15 days straight just so you can
A. brag that you have more posts that Kowalski and
B. cos you think everyone will think your the dogs tits cos your the number one rated pimp on this forum.

. If you put a thread up saying your gona go travelling and get me all excited and jealous but then go out and get hammered instead and waste that opportunity.

.If you take anything anyone says personally either on this forum or in your life. That doesn't mean that if something hits a nerve you in you you ignore it take a time out have a look at it.If you think its bollox that don't worry about it!! if it not do something about it!! Your double gay if you take offence to something someone (usually Phil) posts and have a huge crying fit at them over four pages or a thread then boycott the forum.

.If you fuck up you m8,wing or other persons game on purpose!!
These guys are you team its not funny. Cock blocking people on purpose just cos u think its funny trust me its not!! if you like the girl you buddys talking to and you know hes into her. Either leave him to it hoping her fucks it up or look around you wherever you are pub, club, field whatever there are tons of other birds around to chat 2 just as hot. I liken this bullshit to a two soldiers in a warzone, and as the enemy attacks one soldier pushes his m8 onto a landmine so he can take all the glory. Support each other, help each other, hell if my buddy gets laid and I don't its still a win for team pua in my eyes, obv if we both get laid that's an even better win

.If you ever started a thread with a gay sad poem whilst crying to yourself cos a girl didn't want you anymore ( it was me but sshhh I don't want anyone to know).

.If you don't like lava lamps

.If your friends are negative knobs who will drag you down. If your the most intelligent, fittest or best at whatever in your group of friends you need better friends!! Ask yourself what is ........ adding to my life right now, if the answers not a positive one drop them like a ton of bricks like my dad always says " If you run with the wolves you become one"

.If you gave up doing pua for a girl you knew was WRONG for you especially if you passed up other opportunities just to stay with her and took her back time after time even after she lied to your face and had an affair behind your back just cos she has tits, a pussy and let you play with her bum once or twice a month. Gay times 50 if you still have feeling for her even though you know she is an absolute twat and is now fucking your former friend of 20 years who you had a massive fight with last week over it.......enough said.

.If you think that all your hopes and dreams are just going to fall right into your lap and you wont have to do a thing to get them. It damn well wont and even if it did your brain wont be able to comprehend and feel worthy of it, so you`ll fuck it up anyways. So get of your arse and chase your dreams no one else will do it for you!!!

.If you write a thread called "you`re gay in pua if....." and your forum names Lovefish which is a very gay sounding name indeed

The gayest post ever to have been made by a non-banned member.

I'm beginning to think all of you are fucking gays.

Unfortunately everyone is going to have to watch their arses from now on

funny story i've seen the jackal(username at least) popup on other forums non pua/self development. The guy wrote the same style made no effort to fit in asked stupid questions and got to minus 5 rep for asking how to hack website servers.

so i'm pretty sure it was him

Next you see him tell him he is gay times 10 million from me.
However by your claims you have now incriminated yourself by admitting knowledge of The Jackal and are also now gay!!

by replying to this thread I had doomed myself anything after is irrelevant