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munky · **Day Game: Jokes To Use -** 10-10-2009, 01:07 PM

I usually start my approach with a random joke...Its worked for me so far.

Thing is, I'm running out of the opening joke.

I don't come across as the clown because after the opening joke, I go on random, spontaneous mode and get the target interested. I've closed most girls with this approach

Anyone have any good cocky/controversial jokes?

Or any good link to jokes about men and women?

Blanca · 10-10-2009, 01:17 PM

Check out the jokes post in the "Other Stuff" section dude. There are some absolute shockers in there!

munky · 10-10-2009, 01:53 PM

They're cool but I want more story based jokes...

Stuff she'll be engaged in and make her listen to me.

Not just 1 liners where's there's hardly a build-up

Ok I've found a few...Tell me folks if these are funny...I found them quite entertaining...Obviously I'll exagerrate the joke and act it out

Quote:

I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp

Quote:

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

munky · 10-10-2009, 05:35 PM

Isn't the whole point being entertaining so you've always got her attention on you?

This ain't about looking like a clown...I ain't gonna suddenly start juggling balls after the joke...

I thought it kinda broke the ice too

munky · 10-10-2009, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kowalski

I'm interested in entertaining myself.

If it entertains you, all good bro.

Peace,

kowalski

with your dildo?

Summer Junky · 11-10-2009, 10:21 AM

Mate! Telling jokes to get a girls attention is fucking lame!
You say that your not coming across as the clown, but if you can't see that telling these lame ass jokes is gonna make you look like the biggest clown of all clowns, then i'm sorry but you are infact, a total clown.

Blanca · 11-10-2009, 10:56 AM

Junky and Kowalski are right here mate. It's all very well throwing a joke into conversation, say halfway through the interaction, but only if it is to amuse yourself. I for example love telling my favourite jokes, but I'd never do it to get a girl to like me. Plus you have to be careful that a joke (if you do throw it in) doesn't disrupt the flow of the conversation (which it will if the conversation is going well) or used as a safety net if the conversation is going badly (which will be obvious and low value).

I guess what I'm trying to say is yes, use jokes but:

1) Only if you want to tell the joke because it amuses you and you love it.

2) Only if it fits in with the context of the conversation and you have something good to follow it up with.

For example, I might drop the one about the two nuns in a bath, but immediately follow it up with "it's ok it took me a while to get it too. My mate told me that one on a chairlift in the French Alps and it took me till we'd got to the bottom of the piste to work it out!"

Bam - she's got stuff to work with to further the conversation, plus you've demonstrated value (in this case I'm awesome for going skiing, with a friend, in France) and you've told the joke because it amuses you.