Out with Max last night and early on we are chatting to 2 girls; the one i'm talkin to says ' i have a bf ' i reply something like ' i don't care, it's not illegal to talk to a girl in a bar.'

By the end of the night she's completely besotted, buys me a drink, dancing, asking my star sign which she is amazed by as apparently i'm her perfect match - ususal woman bullshit lol.

Logistic-wise couldn't sleep with this girl so she asked for my number and text me shortly afterwards:

Her - Im in trouble x
Me - We're getting a burger and fries . What's up?

Feeling bad about my light hearted self amusement:

Me - How cum you're in trouble? x
Her - Hi i'm ok he's just pissed at me x

This morning -

Her - It's Sarah's bloke don't text this number again

No kisses lol.

I would sleep with this girl but that is it. Plenty more women out there (out again tonight) . Would you guys just sack it off or respond with something?

Oh a little back story about the bf, she has two kids and he is the father of 1. Also, he was back at home and she went back there last night.

Pat yourself on the back..................good.........now get more girls

To even consider responding when he will probably be reading it is a waste of time.

If it was me I would have responded with

" No kisses "

But that's because I'm immature and it would have made me chuckle

Lol Sarah's friend Mary is fun too

More drama, well not really, her bf has started texting me asking who i am and why my number is on his gf's phone. Suggestions?

I'm more than likely not going to respond but part of me wants to tool the guy for my own amusement

...nah...

Tell him to ask her. It's not your fecking problem.