list all known items you have left at a girls place

These have to be items that you can never get back as you either dont want to contact the girl again..or she burnt them and doesn't want to contact you

Ill start

ToothBrush ( boss electric one )
Thundercats Tshirt
Iphone Charger x2
Cock ring
Xbox Controller
Face Off DVD
Raw 2 the Core Gay Ass Pink Box's

Fin

- Media player remote
- 'Tuesday' socks that I'd worn on Friday (cos I'm bad-ass)
- My virginity, she burned this.
- Bow tie
- A massive shit

Always flush and drop just in case it doesn't make it round the bend.

Xbox games
Boxes of condoms
Used condoms
Poundland cockrings (these are surprisingly better than any other brand)
Flavoured & tingly lube
Far too many items of clothing for me to possibly remember each
Some jewellery
Bathroom stuff like lynx & toothbrushes etc
Loads of CD's
About a million other things i cant remember right now
& a partridge in a pear tree

Poundland sell cock rings... this makes me smile. I shall investigate

Yeah you will find them where the condoms & lube & stuff is. In little pink & white boxes.

Poundland do johnnies?!

They do. In fact they have a section specifically for sex stuff.