"sips my lemon honey drink and loads spotify "

So last Friday I felt odd... went home and my throat/glands were fucked

I instantly new I would be stuck in bed all bank holiday weekend being ill..and I was

I had to cancel the following .. Date , Paint balling , Hair Cut " Peter Endre style because he is a cool douche "

So instead of feeling sorry for my self I thought i should be proactive

Stocked up on the usual stuff like painkillers and ice lollys.

I got loads of shit down from my loft ( yea i know its full of dust ) and put crap on ebay

Finished a song I was mixing ( Erasure Always .... )

ETC ETC , basically my first day sick had made me really productive...but it wasn becuase i was sick...

it was because not a single thought of a women had passed through my head.
no wanking , no txting or replying to girls ,. no perving on fb for sexy creamfield pics...nothing!

It was great... I even bloody had a box of sex toys that had come from china that i havnt even opened!

So I took advantage of this ( not the sex toys !)



I went into the garden and got really high on life, and decided to go on pof to talk about constructive shit ( i do this allot while high )

So I ended up chatting to 3 girls who lived fairly local, after some banter ( zero flirting from my self ) I asked them all to bring me something to make me feel better.. and the better the gift.. the better the date will be when I take them out

2/3 actually came to my house without even meeting me before

1st girl brought me the following " Grapes , Ice Cream , old copys of heat magazines ( I specifically asked for these ) "

2nd girl turned up and brought me a 40Bag...... I think I might marry this girl

we just say in the garden listening to music and smoking

This didnt help my throat..but I looked gangsta in my sponge bob dressing gown and lion slippers...



My Bank Holiday weekend was awesome

/Rant

Reflection

Ebay Fee's are gay
Why are doctors not open on weekends
Even thou I didnt sleep with any of the 2 girls who visited me I had a great time just chatting to them
Documentary channels are the shit
My weekend was overall constructive and fun