Yeah, it's a strange one...

Weekend was heavier than expected.

Friday:

A girl's leaving do after work, had a few drinks with work lot, then just me and her left at the end...

She had to take care of a few things, but would be popping down to the pub I was going to on her way out to a bar...

I took care of a few things and made my way to the pub...

This was all a normal night so far... in fact it was a normal night til Saturday...
Anyway, I was hungry and it was a wetherspoons so I looked for a table. It was busy.
Saw 2 guys chilling with a good looking girl in a booth about to leave.

As one got up I let him leave, and charmed the remaining two into staying for a few minutes while I ordered my food; just to hold the table for me. Girl seemed to be enjoying the balls here, so when her fella happily obliged, I may have made him seem good in her eyes too, which is never a bad thing for him, and I wasn't really working the girl; just building confidence for the night

I got my table, and food, and they left happy.

Bumping into some mates I moved to their table - I had been alone at this point, waiting for my other mates to turn up...

A fairly normal night ensued with the lads, til the girl from work turned up with another HB friend of hers... score! I got most of the attention and left them to the other guys to socialise, but they ended up coming to the bar and buying me a drink.

Firstly, got the girl from work getting touchy feely... playing with her hair, showing me her shoes (legs really, cmon lol) it was all very kino and bozy flirty...

Then, got the girls talking, hugging each other, touching each others hair, using a lil best friends (shampoo) routine and a little playful suggestion, along with misdirection of intent... But it was a boozy one so I may have played it a bit averagely because we didn't get any make-out action... It wasn't the right environment to escalate that in a wetherspoons, but they were off to another bar later for a dance and a bit of music... I was invited but declined, and my cousin dropped them off.

A pretty late night all in all for "just a few down the pub" and of course we went back with some food, something to smoke on and video games til 3am...

Saturday:

During the day, working, shattered, the intent to sleep as soon as I got home from work about 7pm onwards til gf comes down to see me... But I number closed at work, really well, and I don't know how we got to talking, but she didn't seem to want to leave. I actually had to give her a time constraint and close before she delved too deep into my life...

This kinda put me in two minds... Had a cousin and a mate at the Rugby in Wembley drinking all day... Met them locally for a few pints but didn't expect to stay long.

Then, when buying cigarettes, I looked up at my mate who was looking at the same thing I was... a Pineapple in the window of the grocer's... It was calling us, so we bought it...

Took it back, watched the end of the Spurs - Utd game and began taking pics of us, and random people in the pub with the pineapple.

Outside, smoking a cigarette, it clicked... The pineapple was inoffensive, not obvious, not in any way a bad thing... It just made people curious!

I pointed out two girls to my friend, and told him to ask for a picture, with him, and the pineapple. They were hesitant at first, but accepted, and the fun began!

This led to us spending the remainder of the evening draining my phone's battery taking pictures of people with the pineapple as booze kept flowing...

But, it enabled us to break the ice with many, many random women...
We had girls hugging us in the streets, girls modelling the pineapple for pics, kisses on cheeks, girls spraying their perfume on the pineapple, and on us (hell, she even pulled my head to her chest to get a proper sniff in)...
In short, we ended up having a laugh and chilling out with the best looking girls that walked past, and it wasn't because we planned on pulling or whatever; it's just because we were having lots of fun!

The pineapple thing is beautiful; bananas are too sexually suggestive, melons were tried (a weak copycat attempt which soon fizzled away).

Unfortunately, we lost a trooper half way through this and couldn't find him, and my gf came to pick me up as I was midgame with a couple of girls who lived together...

Again I reiterate, I don't go in to kclose, just #close (but didn't that evening, simply because I was having so much fun with the guys, I forgot to ask!) because I won't follow it up myself; I'm in LTR mode.

But for my friend, he says "The Pineapple is the best Wingman I ever had!" and I have photographic evidence to show that we must have approached at least 30-40 women (and of course some guys because the pics were quality!) in the 3 hours we were drinking there... nice... sadly I won't be showing this :$

One last thing... there's a pic of my mate chasing one girl down the street with the pineapple... she was friends with the girl with the perfume... and she was allergic to pineapples

I like this field report and the pineapple thing for a laugh, very random and yet it seems very effective. You should post a pic here of this said pineapple with a random girl, that will be funny...! Thanks again, very interesting read.

p.s. did u say you have a gf?

Pics or stfu

Lol Tw1sted.

Ta legend; I do have a gf... not here to find sargers, just have a laugh with some guys who have game!

I will try getting a pic up when I get my new home machine; currently not working (suspect mobo methinks - giving gfx card error beeps but replacement card not working) and can't get pics onto work PC :S

Watch this space!

See, I believe in going out, having a laugh and enjoying the randomness of it all... The entire pub was focussed on us; it was a beautiful thing

Sorry I've been away for so long but, hey, such is life!
Only popping by to say the pineapple, now known as Dave, works wonders!

He's done well in Munich at Oktoberfest and at the Movember Gala Parté in London this weekend gone...!

Here's a few pics of him rocking it:

For Oktoberfest, there's no pics I have without us in them and only Dave, so I can't post em... but our papa smurf did well too!





We didn't do bad on the first day without such props...:




Dave at the Movember Gala Parté (London):

ha ha wicked! Having a pineapple as a wingman, love it!

I tell you, Dave is a legend...!

Everytime he dies and becomes a pineapple and rum crumble, or the like, he can be reincarnated... It's excellent!

Now, I wish I wasn't so down and busy these days also so I could go out sarging... F*** the (partially ex/in limbo) gf for now... I'm getting sex from her but no love!

Cool, where can I buy some.

PM me your number and I'll send you all my bank accounts. Xxx