Lisa a girl from work invited me out for a night out in chester after work with some her and guys she works with upstairs from me, I knew none of the guys but I didnt care

My work day consisted of sunshine & an 3 hour team meeting...1 hour of that was my boss giving me shit in front of my team so roll on 5 aclock!

5PM : clock out and drive to to chester to meet Lisa, She had booked a hotel for us to stay in, I rolled a few while she got ready then it was my turn. When I walked out the shower she was bent over.. out the window smoking one of my spliffs!!

Pissed me off abit as she didnt ask but anyway.. She was bent out the window telling me how she misses all the " filthly " sex her and the ex had... Boring

I really didnt want to bite..but from my experience girls who say they are "filth" in bed....are not.

Lisa : I love filthy sex..I love playing with the guys balls and I suck him..but I wont do anal"........Utter Filth Lisa..



We leave the hotel and head into town to meet her work buddies

Bar 1 : Newly refurbished..stlish bar with pretty blue LEDS in the floor and funky tables/chairs. Grab a pint and join Lisa & friends

After chatting to the group i grow slightly bored and go chat to the live singer who was getting set up, He recommends a few places and I venture off to the bar

2 students at the bar..one with a ping glitter dress..looked like something from Big Fat Gypsy but was fit

" You look very glittery " was my first thought and first thing I said to her with a big smile

She laughed and said thank you..I then took her hand and asked her to do a twurl so i could see the rest of her

after some casual banter I returned to the gorup and we headed to the next Bar


Bar2: we cramp into a bar that looks like a old bunker that has been converted into a bar. Grab a drink and see 3 girls walk in and sit next to our group

I notice she has a black and white blazer..fake tits and a tear drop tattoo under her eye. One of the guys in our group was wearing a black and white top.. I get her attention and call her over

" Your blazer would look perfect on my friend with the zebra top! "

She laughs and i get zebra guy to stand up and put her blazer on. I introduce them and sit with blazer girls 2 friends

I tell the 2 girls that I am their friends replacement for the night and we have some good banter. Few cocktails later me, Zebra guy , Blazer girl + friends leave the group and go to a club

Club: Waiting in line..notice that Glitter girl is just a few people down the line. We lock eyes and she grabs her friend and joins us down in the line...

Bad times as I just had banter with her in the bar..didnt want to be with her in the club. or groups now consists of me, Zebra guy , Blazer girl + 2 friends and Glitter girl with a different friend for some reason" we will call her Zip Up Tube Girl.

We all grab some drinks and hit the dance floor , Txt lisa and tell her where I am as we only have one key...and I have the key

Im Dancing like a lovable prick in my own little world , Dance with sparkle and Blazer girl then go outside for a smoke , Blazer girl joins me and we chat for abit

Out of the blue she asked me if I have any coke or can get any?!

" I dont have any but i think the girl who im sharing a hotel with has some for me and her.."

Sparkle: " oooo can you see if she can sell me some..il lcome with you to get it..please "

Me " I tell you what..I have to head back to get my card as my wallet is low but you can come with me..Lisa might of left me out some coke..."

Lisa didnt have any coke..neither did I... but oh well

We get back to the hotel, surprise there is no coke left out for us ... I go the loo and when I walk into the hotel room Sparkle is bent over smoking out the window...Just like Lisa was... Teasing me!

Knees where bent a little..bum was up in the air and swaying slowly side to side... I knew she either wanted the coke or sex & coke.

Walked behind her and placed my hands on her waist , she stood up. We kissed and got physical.

We got dressed and headed back out to meet the group

Back to the Club : Zebra guy and Blazer girl hit off while I was away which was ace, He later came up and thanked me for introducing them

Lisa and others where there too which was good, Got a few more drinks and danced

Coming up to 3 AM and I have in the morning...Lisa wants to stay out and we only have one key.. I propose I go back and leave the key out for her. Lisa is a drunken mess...add her bf dumped her 2 weeks ago.

I knew that if i waiting an hour and went back to the hotel with Lisa I could sleep with her..but I couldn't be arsed and wanted to just sleep

I leave the club at 3.20 AM. Sobered up a little and walked back to the hotel for some sleep

Got woken up at 5am when Lisa comes in pissed as a fat. She was too drunk to look under the mat for the key..and instead woke the women who owns the hotel up.

Morning : Me and lisa start getting ready for work...she asks why there is red glitter all over the place..hahahaha

Overall Good Night! going for a drink with one of blazers friends tonight after work too!

/rant

Personally i would have stood behind her, grabbed her by the hair and pulled her head back, then pinned her against a wall
(thats if you fancy doing her)
call her bluff - if shes all talk and denies you, then youve already dominated her, if not than you can fuck her
the final green light for me with that would be you both staying in the same room together

just dont pant like a dog like most guys do and play her game - either totally ignore her/ tell her to shut it or grab her and call her bluff/or fuck her

It seems you didn't need to be asked more than twice when seeing a bird's butt at the same hotel window

It seems you didn't need to be asked more than twice when seeing a bird's butt at the same hotel window