Bored and I always man to stick up field reports but can never be arsed writing, so here's the most recent one I remember well (thursday this week). Might do the other two if I get time.

I meet my mates in in Central, we get our free stamps for PI and tiger tiger, and chill, smoke a chat for a bit.
We head inside and it’s dead. Meh, no problem. I ask my mate what the hardest set he can find. He points out a hardcore rowdy scrum of chicks on the dancefloor, I go straight in. CIaw two of the chicks straight away and ask some dumb shit about why the club’s dead (genuinely confused cos it’s normally pretty full). Blah, blah, blah, then I go round this group introducing myself.
There was a nine in there I hadn’t noticed, I gangsta handshake her and she fucks it up
‘nah that was shit’
I turn away and she pulls me back and goes
‘Nooo! You need to show me!’
In close. Claw. Extensive handshake, then we vibe of a bit
Recently my only focus has been congruence and it’s made my results waay better. So I’m just standing there word vomiting, whatever pops in my head.
‘My name’s Martella’
‘You sound like a chocolate spread’
If I’d thought for a second about that I wouldn’t have said it cos it looks a bit lame, but apparently this was the funniest shit ever, she’s dying laughing. Nonsense pays off.
This continues for a while, I go for a makeout a couple of times, nothing doing. But hey, its 10pm, shit ain’t poppin off yet anyway. I get the number, tell her I’ll see her in a bit (planning on it), and go do something else.
Still all quiet, so me and my mate play the 30 second game, picking tough sets for each other. I end up in set with a big group of Brazilians. The less hot one seems to dig me, but the whole conversation is stilted because of the language barrier. This makes it harder when I escalate, because it’s less easy to deal with the friends.
My mate comes over freaking out a bit because he cant find his jacket. He says he left it on a table by where my first set was, so I go back in. I ask if theve seen the jacket, and nutella throws a shit test at me in the form of a bad look and some negative comment I didn’t give enough of a toss to remember. I claw her and go ‘I love you too’. The friends crease over laughing. Me and nutella go looking for the jacket (read: go to make out by the coat room). I number close and go to fetch my mates jacket on some bros before hoes shizz. We do some irrelevant crap then hit up Picadilly institute.
PI is a nobfest. Me and my mate do the 30 second game for a while. Guys are everywhere, going up to girls and grinding on them like flies on old meat. I see two hot girls facing each other dancing and each getting awkwardly grinded on from behind by chodes, (like <chode><girl><girl><chode>). The chicks look uncomrfortable. I openly laugh really hard at this, walk into the middle, claw them both and go
‘Hey girls, enjoying the MAN SANDWICH?!’
Cue the megalol. Guys disappear. Cute asian bird likes me. Banter, love, blah blah. In close grinding, turns out I’d been to the small town in China she was from. In close grinding. Here she is next to me looking like a meth fuelled rapist

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This goes on for 20 mins. I go for the makeout a few times and it’s a no go so I number close for the sake of it and GTFO.
The only other noteworthy set was back in tiger. I’d been telling my mate so stop dancing in sets all the time cos it looks try hard, and after man sandwich thats become something of a joke. Without doubt the hottest bird there. 9 at least. Guys are swarming trying to grind around her. I laugh and think fuck it, push pat a bunch of guys to get to her, claw her in and go
‘I feel so sorry for you’
‘Why?’
‘cos all these creepy guys keep coming up to you and doing this shit’ (cue awkward dance and hot girl megalol’
Cue close pull in and stupid banter. I tell her we’re going to get married and move to fiji. Friends show up, and I’m too drunk to handle screamy jumpy girl time properly so what do I do? Star AWKWARD DANCING (read: I’m an idiot) I then decide I’m done. Gay. But hey, I managed to successfully approach the hottest bird there through about 7 guys and do decent, so yippee.


THINGS WHAT I LEARNED
- Dancings for gimps
- I can blow out guys by laughing in their faces
- If I'm in a set and it's on I should probs stay in regardless, i.e. just chill there. I think I might be trying to escalate too quick early on.

whats claw?

The claw is god, and it's my best mate. It's just a generalised way to grab/touch a girl in a dominant way. It's normally either forearm when they walk past or just plain over the shoulder, and you do it firm and dominant with a kungfu-esque claw grip comme-ca
Eagle Claw Catcher Grip Trainer - Martial Art Shop
It also looks like the claw you see metalheads do when something's epic.
The good thing about it is its a solid, dominant way to get physical straight of the bat, and it conveys all the right things. I normally deploy the claw instantly, especially on dancefloor sets.
For further clarification see here
Tyler's Sickest Secret Opener Revealed - YouTube

Stein, always good to see an FR!

However dancing isn't for Gimps! it can be way fun, plus you can get away with all kinds of shit wouldnt dream of when you are just conversing!

Cheers man, planning on sticking up a quick summary of the highlights of the two days after. Planning on doing more FRs but I dont remember enough of friday/saturday to do anything thorough.


Lol true man. I make two many blanket generalisations sometimes, I'm sure it can work.
I guess my point is a lot of dudes do it when they aren't enjoying it, vaguely hoping they get to grind with a girl, and I comes off react seeking and weak. A lot of guys I see ask a few questions then start dancing as crutch when they feel awkward. Even Weaker. If you genuinely enjoy dancing it works, but unless some birds all up on me already I normally cant be bothered. For me (and other people I'm sure) unless I've already run a solid set for a couple of minutes and got v physical dancing's just incongruent because I'm not enjoying it. Something for me to be aware of.

Things to Unlearned:
1) Dancing ISNT for gimps. Get it right and it's a goldmine..!!

Like your style man, dominance and kino rule

Nice field report dude, especially <chode><girl><girl><chode> bit

Dancing is fun and you can get away with a lot of things. Im looking into researching dance game more. I found some products so well see.

I like you posted what you learned from the FR

don't do 'game' dance. Go take dance lessons. Interact with real girls and have fun with it; dont pay to have some guy tell you how to dance off a DVD set.