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Default 2010-09-25 Sat NightGame at the union - 26-06-2011, 08:47 PM

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I’ve bought a ticket for the event inside the union the other day. My friend EvilMechanic didn’t bother the buy the ticket on the spot because he’ll “buy it later when he arrives”. Screw him.
Me and Evilmechanic should try to do stuffs together more often, knowing how much abuses he receives and accepts from his bitch. Got to help him find a new one.
My goal in regards to this event is to have it as an assault mission into the nightgame scene. Since I am having another year in THE University, I might as well start sooner rather than later throughout the academic year.

I geared myself up with some clothes from my wardrobe getting ready for the mission. Had EvilMechanic do the final checks before I leave. I tried to persuade the guy to come long, but he says to text him when I arrive on the scene, so he decides whenever to come or not. What a lazy bastard.

My gear includes:
my regular jacket,
black shoes- cool ones,
Slim jeans,
A shiney belt with large letters at the front
And I was wearing a tight (embarrassingly) fitting yellow t-shirt
I don’t know how hot or cool looking I am as I haven’t been rated by others yet. This configuration is completely new to me due the shopping trip I’ve made earlier. EvilMechanic said I look cool as an Emperor.
Sprayed myself and applied some personal effects and I am ready to go.
He gave me the salute, so I went off towards the drop site.

H&S concern:
I have to take my personal safety into account as I am going into the club on my own, and possibly walking away from the party on my own.
I know there are bouncers by the Union, but they can’t stick around beyond the place they were assigned to.

On my way to the Union
The weather is still fucking cold at the time, I had to wade my way through town and avoid the idiots as much as I can. Knowing how fully well how risky the place gets, I got to be careful.

I walked carefully, patiently to arrive to the zone where the action is.

University grounds
Made it. The place sounded way too quiet. The site looks dead in comparison to what it experiences during the day.
I’m not to sure about this. Normally when there is an event, I should be able to hear music from a long distance. I hope I am not being duped.

Arrival at the Union
I like it, I like it. The target site looks awesome for things to happen. Probably the new construction has helped the place sealed its own unsoundly noise isolated within the building. Nice…

Came downstairs and presented the ticket to the bouncer. Cheers. Once of the wankers asked what my age is. I told him my age, and that’s all he wanted to know. Bastard.
Came down to the underground basement. It’s soo creepy. I checked in my coat and proceeded to the site.

The rooms are unearthly and unconventional. Both rooms are been separated into two complete opposite paradigms, light and dark.
The light room seems to be the place where people just chill in and chat, wheras the dark room… where all the dark and seedy things happens within the darkness beyond that door, that supposedly leads to the disco room.

I walked down the hallway.

Between Heaven and Hell
Panic-attack levels rising. Feeling uncomfortable.
Man, I feel so worthless and alone. No one is there is wing me. Agent B was right about the difficulties of gaming or experience the night through my own. I can see why people don’t tend to walk into places on my own =(

Going to fucking reach the bar first and get myself a drink to fit in…

21:30 Black Room
Miroku is already aware of the No.1 rule when I am placed in the dance floor being danced around by girls: never to grind them or touch them back, no matter how easy it seems or how it looks like they want me to. It’s a trap.

Jesus fucking Christ. The girls are not letting go of me. They want to continue to grind and seduce me… trying to put me around their fingers… Got to RESIST! DON’T grope or grind back!!! >.<
These bitches are so-o hot. They both got the nice brunette hair. They’re both wearing a white dress. Their ass is nice, big and round and their boobs are juicccyyy… to touchhh….

21:36 White Room
“We’ve boosted your rep: YOU buy US a drink”
Me and the guys are interrupted by some people in the corner… It was those two brunettes… the ones I’ve danced with earlier!
They moved all the way the White Room just to pursue ME!!!!!!!!!??!!!?!?! What have I done….?!
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Default 27-06-2011, 12:11 PM

are you high?
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Default 19-01-2012, 07:12 PM

Did Patrick Bateman write this field report?
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Default 19-01-2012, 08:08 PM

idk wtf I just read, but I want moar.
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Default 19-01-2012, 10:19 PM

what happened next?


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Default 20-01-2012, 12:32 AM

What happened next? Please don't leave us in suspense like this

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Default 20-01-2012, 11:36 AM

this dude would write a fucking ace book


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Default 20-01-2012, 02:52 PM

Its in a style of Sin City


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Default 20-01-2012, 03:37 PM

I like this bit

I told him my age, and that’s all he wanted to know. Bastard.

Like there was an expectation that the bouncer would engage him in some deep meaningful conversation. Well thats how I choose to read it anyway
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Default 20-01-2012, 04:39 PM

Agreed favourite field report of all time
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