Hi, my names Elliot and i'm pretty new to the
PUA scene. It's nice to know there are other people out there who think similary to myself. The wonders of the internet, it's Fantastic..and yes that's a capital F for a reason. Just for your reference I am a twenty-two year old single male from Cheltenham and a manager of a telesales team for my work. I know you don't really want to hear this, but for you to realise my new found success you have to know a little about me.
Some background information...
I was a virgin until late, not that late but still a lot later than most of my good friends. It was to a drunken ugly chick in her uni halls. Iv'e got lots to say, so i'm going to move on quickly. Six months later, I left university for good because I had taken a very unrealistic course. I move to Cheltenham with my best friend. I met a girl called Emma, got enganged to her and lived with her for a year a half. Things quickly became... i'm not exactly sure but it just wasn't as good. We loved each other but it just wasn't going to work, I realise now that I was too needy and let her take the roll of the alpha male in the house.
After we split I became severely depressed, I had to stay in the house that we used to live in together for a whole month, alone, bored, crying, trying desperatly to get her back. To sum up she wasn't having any of it. I'm trying to keep this short and sweet. This went on for four months and I didn't think it was going to get any better.
After the split...
By now I had moved in with my best friend Pete and his girlfriend Yasmin. Yasmin has many stunning friends by the way, they are a bit younger than me and more on this later. We live in a luxury town house in the centre of Cheltenham. We are so lucky to be able to stay here, his mum is a very rich lady and as a favour to her son Pete she has let us stay on mates rates. I have to let you know guys this house is truly pimp, epsecially for somone my age on my salary.
We have a fancy ice maker built into the fridge with 5 variations of crushed ice, 5 bathrooms and it comes complete with surround sound bosse (sp?) speakers all over the house controlled by one mother of an amp... and the best part is it's only 5 minutes walk from two of cheltenhatms most popular clubs, 'The Place' and 'Dekota'.
The new beginning...
I still consider myself to be an AFC however I am making a huge effort to change and become a real
PUA. I feel almost obsessed with it, i'm writing on a forum about it, I guess we are all in the same boat here.
The past two weeks I have been some of the best of my life, in relation to getting with beautiful women they deffenetly have been the best. It started off with 'seeing' this girl from work, just to get myself back into the scene. Remember before this I had only had sex with two girls, first girl I was so drunk for and not attracted to. I didn't even manage to cum and then there was Emma my ex fiance. The girl from work is a 4 at best, but I did it just to get the experiance anyway she was keen.. this is the message she sent me on fb
"I have wanted to talk to you for a while, I just get really shy, would you fancy a drink 1 nite after work this is my number xxxxxxxxx have a good weekend"\
So I met her in a bar, it was ok, I really didn't find her attractive enough to persue after but it was good because it helped build my confidence up.
The same week, I went out on a thurday night with my best friend who has always been good at charming the pants of women. He's a genuine nice guy, not a guy who would like the game, but he's good without it. I spent the night with him just walking up to random chicks trying initiate conversation. We sit down in the VIP area of the club. I took a couple of numbers but nothing spectacular, tried the fight opener a couple of times... it seemed to be working.
Later these two beautiful little Emo girls came and sat down next to us, one was 26 called marian (my target) and the other was 19. Marian is the type of girl I would of never even tried to get with before, she was an 8 by my books. Much later, while dancing Marian asked me if i'd like to go back with her. I did. She was a horny bitch, she had her own fancy appartment her dad had got her. She just wanted sex. She said "Just fuck me" when ever I tried to say something of interest. We had sex for two hours, she complained my penus wasn't that hard... i was nervous, she was by far the hottest girl i'd slept with and I was completely wasted. I didn't cum either. Shit. Still was an awesome night.
A few days later. Yasmin my house mate turned 18 and we threw a massive house party for her. This was a serious party, two DJ's playing back to back all night till 4am. Two visits from the police. The party started in a bar and then we progressed back to the house at aroun 12.30. I picked up one of yasmins best friend back in the bar, the reason I went for her was because she apparently loves giving head... I had heared this before from Yasmin when I first met her when she was just chilling around the house.
In the bar, one thing I remember doing quite well... I got her interested, made her laugh lots she was clearly loving it. I'm not going to say her name but she was a 7.5 pushing a possible 8. I had to be forward I knew, she was by the bar by herself away from her friends. It was the perfect oppertunity and it was going to plan so far. I grabbed her hand, second IOI, she squeezed back. I could tell by her body language she was really enjoying my attention. I decided to try something, a mini neg, I told her " Wait here a sec" while I strolled accross the room to chat to a friend who had just arrived. She waited like she was told. I came back, grabbed her by the hand again and said "I have something to tell you..." and led her towards an empty sofa (3rd IOI). It starts to blur a little now, I was on fire with this girl I actually felt like a real
PUA I kiss closed her within 15 minutes, I said my lips felt a tad dry while looking her in the eyes and I just went for it. It felt good and we made out for a long time like some school kids.
Everyone started to leave around around 12.30 to get to the house party I mentioned earlier. We were the last people left in the VIP area Yasmin had rented out. More blur, some time passed and we were back in the house party, in my room. She had an amazing body. I took off her top, we kissed some more and then I put my hand on the brim of her pants/thong whatever it was I can't remember. She told me that we couldn't, it was that time of month. To sumarise what happened after, we kissed lots more, she gave me fucking amazing head, deep throat the whole sh-bang. I was content. Sounds like a success so far? It was a good night. Later I found out her age, she had just turned 17... I didn't expect that, she was 16 only a few weeks back. This came as quite a shock to me. Fuck it im single and she's hot (or I wouldn't pursue the sex tbh) and plus she told me she wanted to fuck in three days time after the lady time was over.
I wanted to show you guys these text messages for comedy value. These are what followed after...
Me: "Hey (name), did you enjoy the party the other night?
It's yasmins house mate Elliot. Do you want to meet up netime? x"
Her: "Hey
you don't have to write yasmins's roomate aha, I do remember
x"
Me: "i'm suprised you can remember anything from that night.. good times! So, can I get your company at 'the swan' sometime this week?"
Then shit starts to go down, this next message was confusing at first.
Her: "This week's going to be pretty hectic tbf and i'd feel bad just 'slotting' you in and then having to run off"
Me: my weeks pretty hectic too but i'm sure I could fit you for a good 'slotting'
x"
I know it was crude, but Yasmin, who knows her well said she liked guys who were forward. Anyway this is wannabe
PUA Elliot not AFC Elliot. It continues...
Her:"Well I could fit you in thursday early evening? Ahaha I think I have an hour spare
x"
Me" don't think you'll be able to fit me in actually
but Thursday sounds good x"
Her "Oh really? You don't know what I can do mate
x"
I'm not too sure about the 'mate' part.
Anyway i'm enjoying myself at the moment. I just realised I wrote way more than I wanted to. I havn't got a spell check either.. great, or any time left before work. I'll probably update this on friday. Enjoy yourselves, i'll be reading your tips and tricks.
Kind regards,
Elliot