Chick - 4:48am - MISSED PHONE CALL

Hydro - (I shoot a text back) ???

Chick - Hi

Chick - How arr you (a lil buzzed??? I think so)

Hydro - Good. What's the deal?!

Chick - What do you mean did I wake you sorry

Hydro - Hahaha no, I'm wide awake, lol.

Chick - I'm dsorry I been drinking

Chick - So if u bugged I'm sorry

Hydro - Not at all silly.

Hydro - Hahaha s'all good. What was your drink 2nite?

Chick - Vodka

Chick - I'm horny

Hydro - At 5am and buzzed, who wouldn't be?

Chick - True that what you up to

Hydro - Chillin' listening to music. Where you at?! (Hopefully near me or by a computer for a CAM SESH!!!! LOL)

Chick - I'm in my room (HOLLA!!!!!!!)

Hydro - You in bed or wide awake? (She has AIM, seeing if she's down to cam and get naughty on there, lol)

Chick - Yes (She didn't help at all w/ this answer)

Hydro - Send a pic.

Chick - U 1st (What is this an AOL chat room? JEEZUS!!!)

Hydro - I asked first, cheater.

Chick - So

Hydro - Lol (I tossed my phone down for a few since I was on FB d*cking around)

Chick - Hi (I got this after a couple mins of silence)

Chick - Call me (Uh oh!!!!)

Hydro - I cant, my house in dead quiet, I'll wake peops up. (True but I want the CAM!!)

Hydro - You have cam on ur computer? Let's chat...

Chick - No

Hydro - Bumma!

Chick - Yeah I'm horny

Chick - I need woo (I thought damn, she's been watchin' Flawless Natural, LOL!!!)

Hydro - Tired! *PIC SENT*

Chick - Mmm hang over for sure

Chick - *PIC RECEIVED* (It's her laying down w/ her chest halfway popped out with a lil nipple showing)

Hydro - (I busted out my old line) If I was there, where would you want me to start? On your neck and work my way down or on your ankle and work my way up?

Chick - *PIC RECEIVED* (It's her on her back again but this time with her DD's poppin' out this time. A different outfit on so she obviously took them on different days, lol.)

Hydro - We wouldn't sleep if we were together.

Chick - I know I'm horny

Hydro - (I wasn't having the pics being taken earlier, I wanted now, lol.) Those photos were taken on separate days? Send ones of you right now, silly.

Hydro - (After I sent that I thought...f*ck it, lets just get to the point) Your pics turn me on.

Chick - i mn phone sex

Chick - Yeah

Hydro - Phone sex is yummy.

Chick - I'm so wet

Hydro - Now I'm hard picturing you.

Chick - Call me I wanna hear you

Hydro - I wanna taste you (Bitches LOVE hearing this.)

Chick - mmm mmm come lick this p*ssy

Chick - I'm so wet

Hydro - You wouldn't want me to leave. I'll make you cum over and over and over if I licked your p*ssy.

Chick - Mmm

Hydro - You're naughty, I love it.

Chick ends up calling me and we have phone sex. It's always fun hearing a girl getting off to you telling her what you're gonna to do her body if you were there.

Good stuff dude.

But why didn't you just call her?


As in;

Chick - 4:48am - MISSED PHONE CALL

Dude - 5:00am Called her and told her she's a dirty bitch

is it me or what was the point of this post?

we all have dirty convos with girls over txts

ye but yours involve dogs, gimp masks, cucumbers, marigold gloves & a copy of ok magazine

I was talkin to a chick about that yesterday, gettin dressed up in leather pants, no top and a gimp mask and being on a lead going to an S&M party -- would be a belting laugh

it wouldnt

The walls in my apartment are crazy thing. Didn't wanna wake my roommate up. When the girl called I didn't really have not choice but to answer.

Next time, lol.

LOL! You seem to forget that there's new guys that aren't doing shit like this, so THAT'S why I post it. I don't post it for the advanced/intermediate cats.

A lil disappointing, I know.

s&m is the shit open your mind phil tie that bitch up and leave her with a vibrator in while you make a cup of tea

45 min drive at 5am? HA!