Thought I'd share this one with you guys.

Was out in my local small town with my wing the other night. He was having a bit of a quiet one, but I was managing to open pretty much everyone and was having a good laugh.

Anyway so I spot these two lasses sat on their own; so I start talking to them about some bollocks. As always in these situations the less hot one was the friendliest.

So I've gone off a bunch of times and am back sat with them having a laugh when the hotter one (black minidress, legs forever) gets up to go to the slasher (not her words).

This lad comes in and sits in her seat and he is fricking pissed up, can barely stand up.

So i say to him in a smiley way

"someone sitting there mate"

nothing

the other lass says

"my mate is sitting there"

then she says it again

nothing

eventually He leans into me and goes;

"I heard what she said, I just wanna sit here"


I've looked in Debrette's and it doesn't give any suggestions on what to do here?