May Sarging: London crowd

[Rebus]

Friday 13 May 2011

Greatlookinguy, Rebus, SmileyK, Johnnyb, Foley, Snake Eyes

Four of us hit Electricity Showrooms. First time that I’ve met Greatlookinguy, was cool finding out about his deal. We opened sets, banter, had drinks.

Headed to Hoxton Square Bar around 10 PM. It was getting busy, good vibe. Foley and Snake Eyes arrived. Split up and opened sets.

The entire group ended up on the dancefloor for a bit, carefully dancing in a circle around JohnnyB’s jacket (we didn’t have a handbag!)

Just before closing time, Snake Eyes k-closed a cute blue-eyed blonde piece. Later I heard about his quality attempt to SNL was aborted as, after they left together, her friend called her up and kaboshed it! Selfish - just coz her friend isn’t getting any!

At venue closing, I had contact details for two birds. C'est tout.

[Greatlookinguy]

Had a lovely time last evening. Wonderful to hook up with the London crew. Amazing bunch of lads :-) Hoxton was a great choice Rebus... love that Kitchen place.

Stayed till close and went to Liverpool street with JohnnyB to get the nightbus. Friendly McDonalds guy gave us extra chicken.. and tons of sweet chilli sauce for some reason. I had to take another nightbus one from where the first one dropped us off. It takes a good hour and a half to get back to mine from Central London on a night out. One of the reasons a Greek tourist bird I was chatting to at some point freaked out lol That's one thing I like about Central London.. tons of tourist chicks up for action. Having one's pad closeby-ish would be handy as they're usually put up in youth hostels or shacking up with a friend.

[Snake Eyes]

I was meant to be meeting Blondie last night, who essentially stood me up! She had kept hinting that she might not be able to come meet me due to her work. I kept ignoring it and saying cool, call me when your done etc (I wanted an easy lay), until got to about 8.30 p.m. and she said I'm still here, really not going to be able to meet tonight, sorry to cancel. Think it was true (given how into me she seems), but left a real bitter taste in my mouth and the power has really shifted her way as like it or not this made me look needy for pushing it. (She is a douche for not being more assertive and just saying no can't meet up, but still I look needy). Oh well, at least I won't do this with a girl I'm really into.
(Point to note though - the evening before I had decided a fancied her a lot more than I did before. Look how the power shifted just as my mindset did).

Fuck it - I'm off pulling chicks instead!

Was speaking to some drunk dude at tube. He wanted to approach a girl, but wouldn't. She wasn't even that hot, but I thought I'd do it for him to shut him up. I did and he came in and said oh I don't even know this guy btw, hey who are you, where you from etc. She ran off. (Gees buddy was going to help you there!). I told him he was a slimy little douch, he agreed and I got my tube.

Meet the guys. We have fun. Chatting to lots of people and opening a few sets. My chat was not great, but was having fun (stinked of I've been stood up perhaps). Got a cling-on chubby hanging out with the group for a while. If only she knew how lucky that she was with real life Pick Up Artists!!

Dancing was real fun for me. That handbag thing was funny. I liked it when I just threw it in the middle of girls and starting dancing with them. Got me a couple of dances, 1 of which was very keen on telling me she was single. Lost her though.

Sat down with this old trollop for a bit. Don't even know why I was talking to her tbh. Actually I do, I wanted her to admit she fancied me (pissed fragile ego). Anyway got boring so I stole her drink and found the others.

At the end of the night talked to this Swiss chick. She was friends of a girl Rebus was chatting to. We were only speaking for about a minute or less and I noticed that she was looking at me like she fancied the pants off me. Hmmm I thought, we're talking about boring shit here. What did I learn last week! I know lets just kiss her and see what happens. I did, she looked a bit surprised. I said 'sorry just really wanted to do that'. We kissed some more.

We went to get a taxi together after a bit more pulling, but her mate turned up and fucked it. Bit of faffing around with phones. She said 'does it really matter'. I laughed at said 'good point'. (Saying that she is the one who has been texting me though).

Lessons Learnt

1) If a girl is hinting at cancelling, don't push it. Just say 'you want to meet up or not?' Handled Blondie really badly here! Worst thing was I told my Mum I was going on a date on this night and got stood up! Mum's going to think I'm a pussy!

2) Don't try and help drunk horny guys - they tend to be spinless dicks!

3) Chat wasn't that attractive early on. I know this as 2 girls from early in evening who weren't interested became very interested when 2 crisp white shirt men turned up. Dunno what I can do about this. Maybe should have role played or something to make it more exciting.

4) Dancing round 'handbag' game is fun and can be used as honey trap.

5) If you feel they fancy you they probably do. Just kiss them.

[Rebus]

Originally Posted by Snake Eyes

3) Chat wasn't that attractive early on. I know this as 2 girls from early in evening who weren't interested became very interested when 2 crisp white shirt men turned up. Dunno what I can do about this. Maybe should have role played or something to make it more exciting

yes I must have been doing the chat on the same two girls -- one was tall, white dress, long blonde hair -- and her mate before you showed. As later in the night, I noticed that the 2 crisp white shirt men had them enticed in solid chat.

2 crisp white shirt men were exactly like the Men In Black.

Except, wearing white.

And shit with aliens.

And not wearning shades.

We need crisp white shirts! Everyone in the group, all six of us, wearing crisp white shirts! Would look gay as fuck with 100% dressed the same, so let's do it!

PS Foley, you not-particularly-crisp white (maybe cream) shirted dude you, how did the white shirt action enhance your female interplay? Is this shit field fully tested?

[Snake Eyes]

I have pulled before wearing a white shirt! It must be the answer...

[Rebus]

I pulled with a white T-shirt on last night. Doesn't count.

Message: where are the UK FIELD REPORTS on this site these days? Me, Snake, Markuk and Camarda posting and that's it. Sort it out!!

[Snake Eyes]

I wore a blue and white shirt last night. All I got was a FB close. Are you keeping a log of this?

[johnnyb]

Good to meet up again on Friday, as mentioned earlier, Hoxton didn't dissapoint. Cool to meet Great Looking Guy, funny enough we used his nickname as part of opening some sets and it brought up some lol's, but man you've got some energy level, I couldn't reach that on Sat even with a few red bulls

A few random things that come to my mind: some girls recognizing Rebus as he approached them in same place a week ago, but he forgot about it ; joining GLGuy in his conversation with this swedish chubby girl, then Snake Eyes being called 'desperate' by her mates; GLGuy being asked by a random guy if he read the Game, then introducing us to him as pua's, but he left pretty quick after we all avoided giving him the tips he wanted to hear;
dance floor with no cloakroom so we put my coat in the middle and danced around it, some girls found it funny and even put their handbags next to it and joined us; DJ's were some really hot girls, we danced on the podium next to them along with some other people, good to be in the centre of attention for a bit, although found a bit harder to really click with any of the sets open, still had fun and didn't really care. It was weird to see the venue closing so early, and all these people gathering outside, took the nightbus with GLGuy, tried a chat with these thai/malaysian girls on the sits in front of us, but didn't really fancy them.

Also had this flu bugging me, which brings me to Sat. Met Snake Eyes, Craigus and GLGuy in Clapham, after me starting off pretty early, so by the time we met I was pretty pissed, but had some red bulls and got back on track a bit. From this now on, the night is a bit blury, but here are the highlights: couldn't get into vodka rev, as they decided we needed girls, turned to the set that Snake Eyes was talking to, but they were having none of it, so went to bison, opened some sets there, then off to cheesy inferno's. Wasn't really working for us, as it seemed all the chody dancers were getting the attention, then Snake Eyes comes up the idea of doing chody dancing, immediately he gets spanked by 2 girls, wow this is the way forward still we decide to get our stamps and move to some pubs around. By this time I was already starting to lose my voice, then GLGuy comes up with an idea to hyper us up, say 'bounce' and point to a set and one of us has to open it. It seems to turn our night around: GLGguy starts well with this 3 polish set, then Snake Eyes bounces in front of this girl in a bus stop and open with 'hey I am bouncing' , still it works. My turn in oneils, open this 2 brazilian set, although only one seems interested, there was a live band, so I almost have to shout to make her hear me and almost lost my voice. Luckily after 5 min the band leaves and Craigus joins me keeping the other girl busy. It's going really well, we're having a laugh about some random stuff, I manage to tell her in half spanish-half portuguese that she is cute. At this point as my wings pointed later, should have #closed, but got so much into the conversation that didn't. Her friend grabs her and they to search for some of their friends. On our way out we pass near them, but it was too late as she already found her friends at the exit: 2 big lads

Tried and get back to inferno's, but bouncer is having a go at us, as we don't have the right stamps, got a bit pissed off and left, luckily Snake and GLGuy said let's try again and we went right in. By this time I lost my voice and the loud music didn't help. Decided not let this ruin the night and opened with asking girls to read my lips. Not going that well as they all look confused at first, still a few actually find it funny and this cute blonde knew sign language and tries to teach me, but get her to dance instead, get cockblocked by her mates and move on. Again the club gets closed and we end up outside in a mass of people and see this fights in the street, laugh about the classic 'fight outside opener' and go to this rooster chicken & chip shop, where we see this 4 set girls in which each of us recognize one of them as getting rejected earlier, but couldn't care less and laugh about it.
Again got the nightbus, everybody is singing and it seems to piss of the driver who start breaking heavily. We use the 'bounce' and GLGuy opens this 2 german set, on the seats next to us, the blonde one seems cute, but after another heavy breaking someone throws his takeway into their hair and they leave. After GLGguy gets off at his stop, I start chatting this half-drunk girl, all is going well, we seem to be getting of at the same stop, but then as stand up, she says 'oh I need to wake my husdband' who turns out to be the passed out drunk guys next to me. This is getting weird so I leave them to it

We should definitely use the 'bounce' again and also lesson learned on dance floor: open sets earlier in other venues then escalate on dance floor.

[markuk]

Sounds like you guys had a fun night, someone please tell me what the bounce is though!

[Snake Eyes]

Originally Posted by johnnyb

then Snake Eyes comes up the idea of doing chody dancing

??

That's how I always dance?