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Midas touch · 10:04 PM

Check out this skype convo I just had with some crazy woman I met on plentyoffish.com She is fortysomething and quite a milf but clearly mad as a hatter. In every photo she has a glass of wine in her hand so is clearly a bit of a lush.

I added all my facebook contacts (including her) to my skype list. Yesterday she messaged me, asking who I was and I explained to her that we'd met on plentyoffish.com and that she had asked me to add her on fb etc etc... today she messaged me again with this (by the way she is a native English speaker):

Her: do i know u????

Me: again
Me: I told you yesterday

Her: if u just put a pic

Me: go on my facebook
Me: there are hundreds of pics of me
Me: Daniel (middle name) (surname)

Her: i realy dont think u geting the point
Her: point is here there r no pictures
Her: so every time i see this i wonder... who is this person
Her: if u have milions of picture in fb, i stil will look at this blank and wonder.. wyf is that??

Me: sorry about that
Me: I wouldn't let it worry you

Her: i am very eficient elimanting all that worries me
Her: but i think u r a bit out of touch
Her: u realy dont understand the impact and the fuction of a fotography
Her: i always find disturbing people who use old pictures to represent themselves
Her: but u have a baby picture as your main foto
Her: this is a bit disturbing

(I have a photo of me as a child, not exactly a baby, but whatever...)

Me: well obviously I'm not a baby now, and every one knows that, so I am not trying to represent myself as anything I'm not

Her: yehhh but wot is your alter motive that i find disturbing
Her: wot u r saying and wot u r trying to say and wot people read are always 3 diferent things

Me: maybe you think too much

Her: u totaly r
Her: its not a foto in yr fb

Me: I never really gave it much thought

Her: ITS YR MAIN FOTO! iTS A BIG FREEKY

Me: just thought it was a cute photo and put it there for a laugh

Her: YES MAYBE I SHOULD FORGET ALL I LEARN IN UNI
Her: AND BE STUPID LIKE THE REST
Her: WOT A GREAST PLAN!

Me: that's a dim view you have of people

Her: NOW I CANT SKYPE ANYMORE BECAUSE I NEED TO THINK AND I NEED TO DELETE MY SKYPE BYE

Me: good luck with that

Her: A DIM VIEW
Her: I AM A FORENSIC
Her: I SPENT GOOD MONEY AND MANY YEARS IN UNI TO LEARN THAT FOR AN ASSHOLE LIKE U DESQUILIFY WITH YOUR IGNORANCE
Her: SO PICC OFF CAUSE U R A IDIOT AND A VERY DISTURBING ONE WITH BABY PICTURE

Me: have you been on the sauce again?

End of coversation. Mad cow.

Refl3x · 27-04-2011, 09:57 PM

I like this bird, i`ll give you a tenner if you can swing her round and nail her, then slap her across the face and shout
WHO IS YO DADDY NOW!

chops147 · 27-04-2011, 09:59 PM

I think as women get older they get more and more mental.

and if they drink that explains a lot peeps talk about weed causing brain damage but combine alcohol abuse and 20 years and you got one fucked cookie

chops147 · 27-04-2011, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Refl3x

I like this bird, i`ll give you a tenner if you can swing her round and nail her, then slap her across the face and shout
WHO IS YO DADDY NOW!

defo!! she's clearly got father issues. do a bit of nlp mindfuck. "do you remember your father? did you so want to please him? so he'd think you're a good girl"

after writing that I just realised why peeps say nlp is creepy

Midas touch · 27-04-2011, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chops147

defo!! she's clearly got father issues. do a bit of nlp mindfuck. "do you remember your father? did you so want to please him? so he'd think you're a good girl"

after writing that I just realised why peeps say nlp is creepy

YouTube - Daddy Issues

chops147 · 27-04-2011, 10:15 PM

love the song.

just thought I'd add that I think dating sites attract the crazies

Midas touch · 10:27 PM

think I'll stick to pick up and couchsurfing, having said that I got this message today on couchsurfers.org:

Hello,
complement of the day,I am Lilian,a kind responsible and humble sweet girl,i saw your profile here at (couchsurfing.org) and like it.Please reply back at (email address) for full introduction of my self,and to send you my pictures.please do not let age,distance race, or color be barrier for relationship i will love to hear from you soon.
Lilian

I went to check out her couchsurfing profile and it has been removed.

chops147 · 27-04-2011, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midas touch

think I'll stick to pick up and couchsurfing, having said that I got this message today on couchsurfers.org:

Hello,
complement of the day,I am Lilian,a kind responsible and humble sweet girl,i saw your profile here at (couchsurfing.org) and like it.Please reply back at (email address) for full introduction of my self,and to send you my pictures.please do not let age,distance race, or color be barrier for relationship i will love to hear from you soon.
Lilian

I went to check out her couchsurfing profile and it has been removed.

she's either one of two things a loonatic or a spammer. those pesky spammers I always find it funny when I hear guys say they had some really fit bird add them on facebook and they're so nieve to think it's not spam even when they only post porn links on their page.

Midas touch · 27-04-2011, 10:52 PM

I tend to go by: If something seems to good to be true, that's because it probably isn't.

piers147 · 28-04-2011, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midas touch

Check out this skype convo I just had with some crazy woman I met on plentyoffish.com She is fortysomething and quite a milf but clearly mad as a hatter. In every photo she has a glass of wine in her hand so is clearly a bit of a lush.

I added all my facebook contacts (including her) to my skype list. Yesterday she messaged me, asking who I was and I explained to her that we'd met on plentyoffish.com and that she had asked me to add her on fb etc etc... today she messaged me again with this (by the way she is a native English speaker):

Her: do i know u????

Me: again
Me: I told you yesterday

Her: if u just put a pic

Me: go on my facebook
Me: there are hundreds of pics of me
Me: Daniel (middle name) (surname)

Her: i realy dont think u geting the point
Her: point is here there r no pictures
Her: so every time i see this i wonder... who is this person
Her: if u have milions of picture in fb, i stil will look at this blank and wonder.. wyf is that??

Me: sorry about that
Me: I wouldn't let it worry you

Her: i am very eficient elimanting all that worries me
Her: but i think u r a bit out of touch
Her: u realy dont understand the impact and the fuction of a fotography
Her: i always find disturbing people who use old pictures to represent themselves
Her: but u have a baby picture as your main foto
Her: this is a bit disturbing

(I have a photo of me as a child, not exactly a baby, but whatever...)

Me: well obviously I'm not a baby now, and every one knows that, so I am not trying to represent myself as anything I'm not

Her: yehhh but wot is your alter motive that i find disturbing
Her: wot u r saying and wot u r trying to say and wot people read are always 3 diferent things

Me: maybe you think too much

Her: u totaly r
Her: its not a foto in yr fb

Me: I never really gave it much thought

Her: ITS YR MAIN FOTO! iTS A BIG FREEKY

Me: just thought it was a cute photo and put it there for a laugh

Her: YES MAYBE I SHOULD FORGET ALL I LEARN IN UNI
Her: AND BE STUPID LIKE THE REST
Her: WOT A GREAST PLAN!

Me: that's a dim view you have of people

Her: NOW I CANT SKYPE ANYMORE BECAUSE I NEED TO THINK AND I NEED TO DELETE MY SKYPE BYE

Me: good luck with that

Her: A DIM VIEW
Her: I AM A FORENSIC
Her: I SPENT GOOD MONEY AND MANY YEARS IN UNI TO LEARN THAT FOR AN ASSHOLE LIKE U DESQUILIFY WITH YOUR IGNORANCE
Her: SO PICC OFF CAUSE U R A IDIOT AND A VERY DISTURBING ONE WITH BABY PICTURE

Me: have you been on the sauce again?

End of coversation. Mad cow.

That was funny with your couch surfing you dont need the lush anyhow!