I had two male couchsurfers from Poland stay at my house last night. I want to host a few guys and couples now and again just to be cool and meet people. Of course it also reflects well on my profile that I am not only hosting women.

Anyway, they only needed to stay one night and brought me a bottle of Zubrowka, Polish vodka, as a gift. This gave me an idea of what to text to this Polish girl that lives in Palermo.

She is tall and blond and we had a bump and a grind on the dancefloor the other week. I got her number but have genuinely been too busy to use it. Could be a blessing in disguise; inadvertently playing it cool

So, I texted her and asked, "Jak sie masz ;-) Daniel?" (How are you? in Polish). She texted back to ask if I was learning Polish. I said, "A few words. Yesterday, I had2guests from poznan. They brought me a bottle of zubrowka. We should drink it together!"

She texted back, "Nice but do you know that zubrowka tastes the best with apple juice?" (She'll be tasting my man apple juice ;-0)

I texted, "Ok, you can bring the apple juice. How about thursday?"

Her, "Ok,i can bring the apple juice but i'm not sure about thursday, i'll let you know tomorrow!"

Me, "Ok, let me know when is good for you. Im free tomorrow(not strictly true, as I have another date with an Italian language exchange girl)or thurs,but have guests on friday(two hot American couchsurfer chicks)"

I'm playing it abundance style and lining them up; that way when one lets me down I instantly have another to fall back on.

Okay, so I have a definite date tomorrow with an Italian girl but if the Polish one says she is free I may reschedule with the Italian, as the Polish one is more sexually attractive. That's just the law of the jungle, I'm afraid. Either way, I'm fucking them both!