I posted this originally on the stylelife forum but i've decide to fuck the americans off and come on here

i was out in town with few friends, none of which have read either "the game" or "the rules of the game". Therefore neither of them could really provide a decent wing so i usually work solo which is a pain in the arse but not impossible. So, we are out in heebies (a club in liverpool) and am gradually working my way round the open air court yard in the middle of the club, opening mix set after mix set no real motive other than having fun and just practicing. This was generating me a lot attention and ppl could see i was alot of fun and the social centre of the room.

then i caught the eye of a brunette HB6, she was quite short and was carrying a few extra pounds but she was done up like a Charleston girl wearing black 6 inche stilettos and had what look like proper nylons stockings on which i wanted see whether they'd look any good either side of my head . she was with a group of about 6-7 lads none of which werent involving her much. i didn't even have to open to the group i just approached her and opened with the two part kiss opener, from which she revealed that she was actually bisexual. the whole time we were talking she was giving me IOI after IOI. i transitioned the conversation to chat-up line i heard that my friends had used then proceeded to tell her lots of joke lines making sure i went more and more kino each time. this is all leading into a good NPL routine i had wanted to use.

Me: yeah most of them dont ever work but my brother told that he was out the other night with a his friend James (here i am augmenting realities and then putting the story in quotes). now you wont believe this he just walks up to this girl in the bar and grabs her hand (I grab the HB6's hand and start firmly rubbing the palm of hand with my thumb.) and says to her (i look real deep into her right eye)[the text in full caps wasnt shout, just said with a slight change in the tone and pitch] " PICTURE, me eating your pussy all night long," Can you IMAGINE THAT elena, then GET ON THIS (self point to my groin ) he says "then fucking u like animal at dawn" NOW FUCK ME, he just gets up and walks away back to my brother, then 5 mnutes later the girl CUMS straight up to him and the GO HOME TOGETHER"
HB: wow that awesome blah blah blah

at this point i began drawing attention from a few would be AMOGs in the group who until now hadn't bothered with her most the night. so i moved to extract to another location, which was relatively easy as it turn out she didnt know most of the group and her friend that she was with her had disappeared.

ME: this place used to be a lot cooler when it first opened before it became popular with all the knobheads, i remember once i was in the basement and at the bar next to me was dave mccabb (lead singer of the Zutons)...
HB: wow, really. i didnt think this place was that big, i've only been here once before i never knew there was a basement.
ME: really?! its dead good, CUM on i'll show you round now (i walk away leaving my hand trailing behind, she grabs it IOI)

then on the way down stairs i do the quadruple hand test and get clear indications she is ready for intermit contact. so i moved into the style's kiss close which works like a charm every time!!!!

Me: So, it was like four times that and we had to.......... stop it
HB: stop what?
Me: looking at me like that, here let me (i turn her head slightly away), Ok i can carry on now your not distracting me...... oh fuck it (i move my head towards her and we kiss passionately)

we make out for ages the whole time she is rubbing my cock so there is no doubt that she wanted da dick lol

HB: i shouldnt be doing this i dont even know you.
ME: I know we shouldnt be kissing passionately, i shouldnt take you home and we must absolutely not fuck like wild animals (i whisper all of the above into her ear, then we start kissing again this time she is sitting up on a stool, she pulls me closer and she has her legs either side of me, i start rubbing her pussy over her knickers)

totally lost in the moment we both miss the fact that the club is now empty as it is nearly closing time. i grab her hand and walk here back to my place which is literally 150 meters up the road. i live in a really nice apartment building (properly one of the best in liverpool) open the door say hello to the concierge. she is totally wow'd by the foyer and ask me if i live in a hotel. i laugh and say am an important scientists. finally reach my flat and i open the door and give her the tour starting with the living room and kitchen. The whole time she is overwhelmed with how nice my place is , then the piece de resistance i flip a switch and then open the door to my balcony.

HB: OMG, this is the most amazing view.
ME: yeah i love it here every morning i have a coffee while i stare out across the city and of an evening i'll sit out here and have a glass of wine.
HB: have you ever fucked on here?
ME: No, but am about too (then i went caveman, and grab her by the scruff kneck, then buried my face in her kneck smelled her hard, then started kissing her hard)

she suck my cock and i fucked her there, then moved back into the living room fucked her some more and finally the bedroom !!!!!!!! i eventually cum on her face, her request not mine hahaha but it did look good until i shot it up her nose.

Hahaha great post that is epic!!

Cum on face close! So its true. Not just porn stars get that :P

That post has made my night!

I insist on it almost everytime. A girl that doesn't enjoy me coming on her face and in her mouth is not going to last long with me.

I love the fact that the last words in your report are 'shot it up her nose'

i guess I'm the only one who was most impressed with the fit apartment.

oh the woes of sliding down that damn snake on the snakes&ladders of life... sigh

Glad u enjoy this I most certainly did ta lids!!!

Will be using this, thanks.

That is one of RJ's LMR destroyers, it works cus of some pretty neffty NLP things as well ;-)