Am back home from Nottingham to the smallish town I'm originally from for a week or so and went out last night with a friend and another young guy he works with. Literally no hot girls anywhere, one fairly decent girl in the first bar we go to, I open, goes really well feeling it's on until she tells me "your amazing but I'm getting married in three weeks". The 18 year old I'm out with hooks up with a 32 year old (she looked older) woman who was out with her older sister. He spends the night with his tongue down her throat while her sister follows us everywhere we go. Next three bars we go to are lacking in girls, resort to trying to get the barmaids number, but difficult as she's serving and can't stop for long.

Go to a small club and equally as bad end up kissing the older sister out of boredom, try and game the barmaid there, fairly drunk by this time so can't remember how it went, but had her talking for a good 10 minutes. Go home and blast all the hot girls on my facebook with "how come we haven't got together yet?".

Come to realise how lucky I am to live in Nottingham and the abundance of hot women I'm constantly surrounded by in comparison to my home town.