Friday 18 January
tebbs, craigus, snake eyes, johnnyb, cefai, monkeybuster, and me
The big weekend of Londoners meeting up with Bristol crowd kicked off in Bath.
Way way too much happened in Bath for a chronological FR. So, notable bits included:
Hilarious chat throughout
Snake Eyes: man of the match. He went to three bars/clubs with us lot, then buggered off with a fifteen minute walk solo sarging to other side of Bath to "accidentally bump into" a hot bird he'd been gaming at an earlier venue who had told him that she would later visit the other club. Other than being asked where his friends was, this bold (crazy/desperate/anti-social... delete as appropriate) play worked very well for him as he avoided our crappy hostel by going back to the birds house for a SNL f-close. Some people just don't like the cheap hostel atmosphere!
JohnnyB got jumped on by two slim party girls on the dancefloor, me and Craigus were like WTF, he just went over 30 secs ago, that was fast work!! Later he explained he'd opened them earlier on! Great stuff.
Craigus opened a range of birds, and kiss closed & number closed one who live in Bath.(Is he going to see her with the 2.5 hours drive back to Bath from London? No. Is he gonna go crazy and party tonight in Bristol? Yes)
Rebus? I hooked up with two Czech girls, early twenties, at the Blue Bar club. Dancing between them in the sandwich, holding both of them around the waist.
Did funky grinding against one, whilst holding other birds hand, then turned and ground up against the other for a bit... and repeat. Kissed one on cheek, then the other, then repeat. Lots of turns and shit, kept them both in play. On car on way to Bath, I'd read BCB's Pole 2 Pole thread, and basically replicated the keep-two-girls-in-play-on-dancefloor routine.... fast forward to end of night....
I had number closed a bird, after dancefloor fun, who lives in South of England, visits London, and she will break up with her bf in a week (!) allegedly to coincide with him moving to another country.
RV'ed with the Czeck duo, then Craigus and Johnnyb too. I announced to the girls we were going for a drink, this is at 4 AM, so the five of us walked to the hostel.
It is difficult to have sex with women in a hostel when it is 14 people in a room - mixed rooms, too. Their place was no go as they are au pairs living in the family homes. I kiss-closed the less attractive HB 5.5 one, but the HB 9 one was not interested in anything sexual. I had been aiming for a threesome with both... oh well.
JohnnyB won quote of the night out. Brilliant. He was reassuring some women and men we had only just met in our hostel room, and after a serial killer Hostel movie discussion, blurring out the serious observation:
"I'm not a killer"
Tebbs' advice of park here, nah no problem with overnight parking here, and next morning at 11am we have a parking ticket!
Will all be sorted as we've split the cost between us.