Went out last night with some old friends, lots of new girls in the group, came across as very open and social. got smashed, had a long chat with the Nigerian deodorant guy in the toilet, opened an old couple outside who invited me to a party. Got even more smashed and decided was a good time to use my new powers, so started introducing myself to random people, introduced myself to the same girl twice within 30 seconds, she told me to go away, tried to spin a girl who was having none of it, went outside, puked wasn't allowed back in got cab home and tried txting & facebooking randoms. Bad Night.

I call that Wednesday's

I've realised recently how much the drink can destroy you when you're out and I've come to know my limits, so now I have a two litre bottle me Strongbow before I go out (yeah, I'm all class) and then don't touch anything else all night. By the time it's worn off later I'm usually hyped so it doesn't matter.

No being a drunken twat, no headsmashing hangovers, no 30 minute queues at the bar and means I spend £3 a night. All good results

The question is, forget the outcome with others, did you enjoy yourself?