Ok, an interesting one last night which saw me get closer to a club f-close 3 way than I've gotten before. Had plenty of club f-closes, but not a triple header. Here's the tale.

I start out at a bar with some of my music friends with the option of meeting the girl who caused me the moral dilemma earlier in the year (married chick with the kid) and some of ies friends. The museos flake pretty early so I join the dilemma group at a karaoke bar and bust out a few songs, flaunting the fact I can sing to the bar.

Midway through a song a hen party comes in and I get pounced on by a couple of HB8's in the group, grinding them as I sang. K-close one mid song and the other straight after. For the rest of the time in the bar I have about 8 or 9 girls from the hen party all over me. Most were <HB5 though, so to maintain my standards I leave the rest alone. By the time we leave 20 minutes later (plus one nifty red 80s visor) I'm locked in state.

Move onto Lloyds with the dilemma group (incidentally I set the married chick straight that nothing would happen except letting her show me her boobs because they're epic) and the guys of the group think I'm some fucking master and are buying loads of drinks in exchange for tips.

We hit the dancefloor straight out and bust some moves with dilemma chick and a few of her friends before moving onto randoms.

All I was doing was beckoning girls over away from their friends and then busting moves with them. Tease a few by going right into k-close and then stopping at the last minute before pushing them away to their friends and bringing in another. Half hour later and I've interacted with probably every girl on the dancefloor to some degree and the attention it's getting me is awesome.

Then, a two set that I hadn't seen before (a HB7.5 and a HB6) come onto the floor, so I walk over and dance between them, turning from one to the other constantly and doing my "not quite k-close" technique on them both. I can tell by the way they're looking at each other they're wondering who I'm going to go for. So I k-close the 7.5, make sure the friend noticed, turned around and danced with the 6 who was still giving me the come-on, so I k-close her too.

I spend the next 15 minutes further k-closing them both, and soon enough the place is closing and we're being thrown out.

Outside I start talking to the 7.5 and she's got a think Polish accent (nice). I try talking to the other and she just stares at me. Turns out she doesn't speak English so the 7.5 acts as translator.

They I realise they're just hanging about to talk to me so I suggest a Wii competition at my flat around the corner.

Lots of further IOIs off the 7.5 as we walk and talk, but I realise I'm losing the 6 as we can't talk directly.

Under 10 minutes later and we're back at mine and the Wii is on. Further IOIs from 7.5 on the sofa and am amusing incident where we all walk past monkeybuster in the hall in his long johns and he says "what the fuck is going on" before going call to bed (it's 2am by this point)

I realise that the only way to get one is to get them both so try to bring the 6 back into play but she's too into the bowling and the trails gone dead.

Also, i've kinda started seeing someone recently and as I'm sobering up my moral compass is beginning to point a little less southwards.

Half hour later and I've stopped gaming them and proceed to smash them both at Wii before sending them packing. Number close the 7.5 (who's name I can hardly say, let alone spell) and retire to bed.

All in all, what I did well:
- was the life of the party
- lots of teasing and flirting without going for the close on everyone
- DHV'd with the karaoke and my confidence, both to girls and the group
- stood out as the alpha male to the other guys
- got the girls back to my flat

What I would have changed if I'd wanted to smash then both:
- kept the escalation going with both on the walk home
- use the translation angle to help get the approval of both
- done things like take both their hands on the walk back
- sacked off the Wii and taken them both straight into my room with a bottle of wine (and one glass)

All in all a fucking fun night, and if I'd really wanted it I reckon I could have pushed for the triple-header, but in the end I'm glad I didn't because I'd feel morally rotten today.

That might be the last group of my closes for a while as like I said I've started seeing someone; but she knows all about the PUA stuff and is cool with it (to a degree of course), so the game won't change, but the desired results might

Good report - but I still don't think you boast enough in your posts. Could you do it more? kthx