whats up guys.
i am just getting back into this thing...
anyway

we were at the club i number closed and kiss closed this chick
im 20, she is 23.

this is the texts so far.
me> Where are you Hannah? x
her> Home, you? xx
me> Im sleeping. Text me tomorrow.
me> yo, whats your last name? x
her> Do you wana facebook me then? Lol x
me> perhaps...
me> so whats your last name? or should i give you a supercool stripper name! x
her> Haha I like the sound of having a supercool stripper name :P x
me> sweet! mine is LeBron Steele. want to go double-barrelled? Hannah Steele-Dream. thats tight! x
mc> hannah steele-buns! yee x
her> Ahahh ur good. What's your reeeal name? X
her> Or don't you have one?!? X

I know im being a total AFC! but please help me out!
i find this girl kind of hot. but shes like that shy hot that doesnt know that they are hot. she is slim brunette with long hair, flashing her long legs. she made a serious thing about me being younger but i busted her on being shorter than me (not my much though!) she also said i was very polite?

also, you guys should know that i give fake names to girls in the club and i can't actually remember what name i gave her?! (so the babies will never have dads ) i dont have facebook. and i work 7 days a week 5 of those away from where this girl lives so i would only be able to see her sat night or sun night.

i look forward to reading your nice suggestions and replies.

Thank you

Just arrange a date and stop farting about, woo her in person

Get her out Sat or Sun night then. No Facebook needed.

What they said! Dont over think the content of your text messages, just be assertive and arrange stuff without too much flitting around the subject. Why are you so eager to get her last name if you dont have facebook anyway?

i am eager because i want to see if she is as fit as i thought she was... :$
i am going to call her tomorow i will update this thread!

please move to field reports

I would tried to bait her into giving me a name by being playfully. Something like "OMG tell me your not Hannah Jeffeys on facebook..or are you "Hannah in the spend-ix profile pic".or something like I just become your fan Hannah Montana" If she invests in saying like "no im Hannah .... then at least you know the shes game...or "no thats not me" then you know you've gotta a bit more to do.

I'm no expert, I'm just offering my opinion. Let me know what you think.

note:
she doesnt know my name
i guess i need to give her a name again. i think it was jack :/ could be alex or leon though

also mate your replies are not pro
implies i do not remember what she looks like

who is that ? ... (im no faggot lolololoool)

As they said: date the bird!

that is stupid, you mean a fake firstname? are you kidding me. So now, like, Jack, is called John or something? Eh?

or at least a milder clearly nonsense name like "Sylvester Le Chat?" Not very authentic! Not following it.

Irrelevant. You are awesome. Be confident about your age, who you are and what your first name is (!); you handled her busting on your age well.

+1,000 in rep for Jack25

You: "What's a facebook?"

As most of the guys have already stated, you need to move from (or at least get the ball moving from) text game to 'real-life' game.

You can either go direct, or indirect; depending on what she's like - you'll be the best to judge.

DIRECT STYLE

Going direct with text you need to arrange a meet-up that's just going to be the two of you. It's a date and she needs to know that you're arranging to see her, no-one else. Something along the lines of:

You: "So, when do you want to go for this drink you suggested the other night?"

Whether or not she suggested it is irrelevant. If she's says "I don't remember saying that" tell her something like "you must have been too drunk. If you could try not to do that next time we go out, that would be great" - and then organise from there. Or...

INDIRECT STYLE

This way you ease the pressure of (some girls react badly to it when they're someone you met in a bar) where you drop a meet-up opportunity more casually. Something like:

You: "Looks like I might be going out on Friday (or whenever). You should come and meet up with me"

If she's got plans to go out, find out where and then "OMG, that's where we're going, maybe I'll see you there". If she agrees to meet you, tell her you'll let her know where you end up going to, then the day before tell her "damn, my mate has bailed on me tomorrow. We can still meet up if you're up for it though". That way, you get her to meet you alone whilst applying no pressure.

Sneaky, but it works

called her.
talked a bit.
asked her out.
talked a bit more.
serious DHV's about friends, money and muscle.
also, she was lolling the whole time!

thank you so much for the replies team!
i couldnt have done it without you !