OK, so alcohol fuels my skills. Probably normal right? I went out sarging with my mate Will. went pretty good, a few nice sets. he goes home round midnight, i'm in set with this girl who's trying to draw on me with a bingo marker. Her friends are cool. Over time get evry girl in the group to exchange numbers, one sits her minge on my knee and lets me feel her tits whilst th other hugs me and I talk to another ignoring both. Fucking quality night, some german girl gives me hugs, I see some girl I've previously gamed and brush past her thinking "man I'd love to fuck her" then when evryone leaves get offered a job on bar and get my own private lock in so I can finish my pint. Yeaah nice.

thats a sik report.

what more does a guy want... [rethorical q]