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Default The next quarter - 22-05-2009, 11:56 PM

Hi guys,

Well I've got my plan what I want to acheive in an nlp style broken down into milestones. This all kicked off in Nottingham last weekend. Friday (tonight) was just an extention of that. Started in kro with Sapmi anthony Madforit and a new guy that opened us lot who was ok the Manchester lair site (I guess we must look like pua's now).

Anyway opened the 1st set in walrus at the bar when I asked what she was drinking, turned out to be an awesome cocktail so I ordered one. Then I got opened by a three set asking what I was drinking :-)! Then I opened a seated two set which was going great untill it turned into six set but didn't have any wings so bailed.

Opened a three set in the street on the way to bar 38. In bar 38 opened a five set. Night over .


What could I have done better. The two set in wallrus, I should of stayed in, was getting good eye contact and was seated in set, plus was chatting about my awesome cocktain and one of the girls said it made me look sophisticated (IOi ? ) didn't do how do you know each other or anything else. Muppet!!

Maybe tomorrow.
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Default 23-05-2009, 08:42 AM

Just reading you opening sets, I think the Nottingham outing had made an impact. Onwards and upwards! Would love to have been there with you guys but I wouldnt swap last night and this morning for the world - this world is full of beautiful women and sex is an amazing thing


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Default 23-05-2009, 08:46 AM

Matey,

You were being awesome.

Man, your aim is open, open, open ......and achieve total indifference to the outcome, whether it's positive or negative. All you need to think when chatting to the lady is "I would so fuck you now"...... and just say what comes to mind.....

Your attitude lately is awesome.


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Default 23-05-2009, 12:10 PM

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Matey,

You were being awesome.
I was being awesome, look at you man. Number closing then k closing the girl in bar38, very cool man :-) you were on fire.

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Default 24-05-2009, 01:02 AM

Well guys, tonight is a bit if a blur, but it was brilliant and I can feel I'm on the brink of something awesome. Met Darood and Madforit in kro and I was the first to open (WTF is that all about)! A two set that some guys did the photo opener on her and then walked off, so I asked if chimps always do that, had a breif chat and returned to the guys (they were on the table next to us). Then the girl reopened me!cool!!

Some other things are really hazy but I know I got opened in tv21 as some girl tapped me on the shoulder and comented on my dancing, tried to get her to salsa but she was scared about it. Chatted to a dirty hot married woman in kro who was well up for anything but I could push as it was against my morrals.

Chatted to loads in blu.. Best set ever, maddorit opened one girl out of a three set, and another girl was already being chatted to by some afc. So girl by herself I goes in, chats for aged, do the rings on fingers routine, talked about dancing and salsa. Gets her salsaing, my girl tells terrys girl I can salsa so she wants a dance, dance with her. Then they ask where we are going and they want to come with us!!!! I say to Madforit to just bounce to wallrus as it's on and he says no ad he doesn't like it, but can't think of anywhere else... Mate they were in a hotel and up for it... But we lost the set due to the hesitance. Arh well, that's the nearest to a close, abs it was fucking on anyway u look at it. I'm bouncing about it, awesome!!! Party times will soon be had by all.

I'm loving this shit at the moment, I can feel the change and as one girl said to me, she can feel the vibe off me, HELL YEAH :-) #, k and f closes are round the corner, I can feel it :-)

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Default 24-05-2009, 02:19 PM

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Hey guys,

I'm getting really worried about Retro. I think we should file a missing person report.

I've not seen him for like two weeks. Then last night there was this guy hanging about with madforit who looked a bit like Retro and kept claiming to be Retro.

I went along with it, so as not to arouse suspicion, and kept testing him. It's really weird though he also seems to have all Retro's memories. He even knows things that only Retro and I could ever know.

Now I'm fairly logical and not one for getting carried away with far fetched theories. Even still as far as I can see there is only one possible explanation for this. Have you guys seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

It's like that except in reverse. Instead of becoming a jaded, withdrawn, emotionless version of the real Retro, the replacement is actually technocoloured, excitable and fun.

Now here's the fucked up bit. I think we should leave the old Retro on the alien spaceship to be anally-probed for all eternity and keep the new one here as our friend.

In fact I'm seriously considering packing in this whole PU / SA thing. Turning gay, getting a sex change and marrying the new Retro!

What do you guys think?


Peace

P.S. New Retro: Yes, I am onto you. Don't zap me with your ray-gun though. I'm on your side x
Hahahahahahahaha, love it
Cant wait to get out to check out this NEW Retro...!!

Might AMOG you, Kowalski for this new Retro...!


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Default 25-05-2009, 09:56 AM

Cheers Guys :-)

I'll tell you what the difference is. When i started going out i was like a rabbit in the car headlights, too scared to move and consequently got mode down.

Now, i get a real rush from the approach! You either go and and get some bitchy woman who's probably had a bad day, or you go over and and start talking and you see their face start to light up, smile, start giggling becasue some amazing awesome guy has walked over to them and started talking to them, picking them out of the entire bar. For the last two weeks i've been getting this and its definatly thanks to the weekend ot in Nottingham. So no wonder i looked excitable, i'd been chatting all night, i was opended and could of bounced a two set to another venue at the end of an amazing two days. brilliant brilliant brilliant!!

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Default 07-06-2009, 06:11 PM

I know i didn't post after last weekend so i'm going to make up for it now while i sit here watching the GP highlights..

Last weekend was cool, opened loads and winged loads, i know Sync commented on the saturday that he'd only been here 5 minutes and he'd seen me in 3 sets :-) The highlights were i managed to run the ring finger routeen 3 or 4 times, i successfully delivered a "canned" opener which the set really took interest in and i intentionally walked into a set with the mentallity to crash and burn (the set was like a pouty and 10 and an 8). Great weekend, lots of sets, GREAT!

Still havent closed of any kind and my minds not set to state a SOI to show my interest, Guys i need pushing on this when i'm in set as i loose track of time and i', suffereing with blinkers on and not spotting the IOI's. So yeah, K, Swype, Madforit, Sync, if you see me in set, push me to get the number!

I was out this weekend but not Sargin as i had a birthday party one night and something else the other night. Really missed not being out with you guys as i need to keep the momentum going!

See you next weekend guys.
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Default 13-06-2009, 12:17 AM

Hi guys, just to say I love u guys and thanks for the support u give me. You are all awesome in your own ways and it's and honor and a privalige to know you guys.

I went to a house party tonight, chatted with lots of people which was great. The down side was that the one girl I really like was there. Sawvher flirting with someone else and it hurt like hell! Very pissed right now (alchol not anger) but also on the verge of crying, damn I like this girl. Left her a shot afc voice mail, can't do any more, I tried!

Will b out tomorrow night looking for someone to christen my new bed with, don't know if I'll be up for it but well see. Chat u all tomorrow.

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Default 13-06-2009, 07:55 AM

Haha , drunk chump message from Retro , loves it man ! That's sweet and all man but be careful , you tread a fine line in ...

P.s - If she was flirting with someone else .... Please tell me you went over there and sorted it out right ? You went over and showed her the new ballz to the wall awsome retro we are coming to know ?

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