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09-01-2011, 10:07 PM
The girl I slept with before new year came back to Palermo yesterday and called me. I went to meet her. She told me that she had been to confession and that we can't have sex again because she doesn't believe in sex before marriage. But she still wants to continue seeing me. That's not going to happen.
Today I sent her this documentary to watch but a lifetime of brainwashing is not that easy to erase. YouTube - Zeitgeist Part I: The Greatest Story Ever Told (HQ) - Remastered version     
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09-01-2011, 10:43 PM
looooool
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09-01-2011, 11:25 PM
ha... ye but her preists reply will be less elaborate yet more commanding
"Look inside yourself and the lord shall guide u against what seems like the devil at work. U dont want to burn in hell do u my child"?
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10-01-2011, 07:53 PM
fuck's sakes, she's been texting me today and just spent an hour on skype trying to convince me to continue seeing her in a sexless relationship. She clearly doesn't know me at all. I told her, I was tired of the conversation and needed to get off...
I just buried one of my friends today, who randomly popped his clogs. Life is too short to waste with bullshit. Women love wasting time the spaztards. They just don't get it. If they don't come up to your standard just give them their marching orders. The Austrian is back and texted me that she wants to see me tomorrow. She now knows the deal with me and not to test me so she better get ready for some rawhide!
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12-01-2011, 12:19 AM
It was good; the Austrian bought me a beer as I was skint, then she came back to my house. We had really great sex (I don't think that counts as an f-close though as I've already shagged her before) then we watched the 40 year old virgin, fucking funny!
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12-01-2011, 08:20 AM
RE the Jesus freak - tell her she's sinned already and lost her place in Heaven, so she might as well do it again
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12-01-2011, 11:37 AM
I'm done telling her anything. I can't undo a lifetime of brainwashing with a few fancy words and the gift of the gab. I'm just gonna go on shagging other women. Business as usual.
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12-01-2011, 01:42 PM
fuck off! lol... I got laid last night. Plus I've already shagged her, so I win.
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12-01-2011, 02:06 PM
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