So ive been in game 7 months, last week I managed my first club f-close...

Its my 3 f-close in 6 months, but it was my first "proper pickup" from scatch in a club...

Now it was last week amd ive been off sick so my memory isnt so good, but, the reason I wanted to share it was my new wing, has been gaming for 3 years and a true inspiration and we have spent a good few hours perfecting things, So hopefully I can get some of that across in the post, as its a interesting, as it was all over the place....

I shall begin...

Myself and my wing went out on a monday night in Luton, we meet at 9pm as its just for an hour to have a beer to play a couple of games of pool in the local.

So I turn up in a hoodie, jeans and trainers.... now a friend of mine went to trinty colledge at oxford uni and left his uni jumper at mine 5 years ago, and he told me to keep it, and since then its been in the loft, that was until 2 months ago when I moved...So i put it on.. why not...here it is... the best peacocking ive ever had....here it is...




So drinks finished is 1030pm, Im ready to go home,the barman points to me hoodie and says, you guys going off to the student night at Liquid ???

Myself and my wing look at each other....(im 33, hes 28)... Student night you say?... yeah the barman says open till 4am...

So off we go to liquid for a quick beer...im still obvious to my hoodie..

we get the student night... its rammed with 19-22 year olds... oh well we have a drink, so off we go to bar, i open a set,

over the shoulder,eye contact, lent back

tebbs: "hey girls, i need a quick female opinion, my sisters met this guy, and thinking of getting a tatoo" etc etc etc etc etc

HBs:Oh no..tell her not to do it....etc etc etc

Tebbs:(transitioning quick as possible off the opener) Ah you just be the sensible one then, and you must be the naughty fun one, and thats a shame as I normally go for blondes (thats my neg on the target, this is the quewe for my wing to take the other one, he hears it and pow hes there like a rocket... thats my wing )

This then enables me to lean back onto the wall and lock in....calibrated lovely... I then run the next routine...

Tebbs: So whats your name, you look like a naughty natalie to me.... (teasing flashing smile and lazor eye contact)

HB: No its Lottie, short for Charlotte, and wow your at oxford wow !!!!

Tebbs: Oh Charlotte, no..... I know a charlotte and shes also naughty like you (neg 2 )

HB:Ha.... smiling come on whats your name....

Tebbs: its Tebbs, but we are going to play a game, and if you I win, you have to buy me a drink ok...

(at this point as im leaning against the wall, she starts leaning in and her tits keep rubbing against my forearm, and theres no way im moving from the wall. now this the first time Ive ever seen this, and just from locking in and leaning back as far as possible, she was totally unaware she keep leaning in. I see my wing over her shoulder on his own at bar, and he mouths the words "push / pull" at me)

HB:Ok whats this game then...

Tebbs:Im going to ask you 5 questions, and you have to lie to all of them ok...

HB:Ummm lie to them ?

Tebbs:Yep you naughy girls know how to lie dont you ?...

HB: Ha ok then

Tebbs:what color is the sky ?

HB: Yellow

Tebbs: What town are we in ?

HB:London

Tebbs: How many questions was it again ?? (look confused )

HB. 5

Tebbs... Ha ha... got you...

HB: Ohhh god......no no no... lets have another go...

(gives HB a hug, and pulls her in for a cuddle with them big titties ) --- PULL

Tebbs: Ok we play another game (arm comes away and back againsts the wall) - Push

Tebbs: you tell me 3 things about you, but one must be a lie...

HB: blah blah blah (i cant remember what she said )

Tebbs. Wow... I would of never of guessed...

********* we then talk about various things ************

So its only 12 midnight, and i know this girl isnt going anywhere, so time to leave the set, but on a high so, I number close...

she gives me the number, and I ring it to make sure, its good and I tell her, right im going to put you in as naughty lottie.....

We carrying on talking for 5 minutes more,

Tebbs:So on a rating of 1-10 how good a kisser are you ?

HB:she says 12...

Tebbs:No your not...show me....

HB. Ha ha ... and she blows me a kiss and walks off

My wing comes in, and I immedietly txt her so she remembers me....

"its you and me later naughty lottie, tebbs"

We then open more and more sets, the same routine over and over again,(and each time they mention the oxford trinity uni hoodie) the only thing that changes is the opener, which is transitioned off as soon as possible,the thing that stays is the 2 "games"

Every so often, about every 30 mins, naughy lottie comes back over to me and my wing, and stands waiting behind me but wont reopen me, it was hilarous, ive never had a chick that would so blatently stand behind me, but wouldnt speak to me, unless I iniated the chat.

It put my value though the roof with the others, having chicks following you around, that night i got 7 numbers in 3 hours, (thats my record) girls asking me to go bowling with them, asking me and my wing to to protect them from chodes trying it on... it was rediuclous....

So after a very eventful night at 2am I ask my wing, what to do about naughty lottie... (im also quite drunk at this stage) we had had a few drinks bought for us, the girls of luton, seem to loose at out 2 games....

My wing says, walk up to her say see you soon, check your phone....

So off we go I give her a hug and say goodbyes...

We walk out the club to the 24 hour cafe for a coffee and a chat, my best night so far, 7 numbers, girls following us around, buying us drinks.

Id realised the the importance of throwing negs correctly (by not insulting),locking in, of leaning back, of not asking interview questions, of making the interaction fun by turning the interview questions into a game, and not being outcome dependent, and most importantly getting the girl to remember you by giving her a name "naughty lottie" or my naughty smurf, or bratty lottle, spoit little lottie ( anything to get them to remember that number when you txt or ring)

So where is the f-close i hear you ask.....

The f-close was more interesting than the interaction..... he are sitting in the cafe having a coffee to sober up.... beep beep... txt message...

"why did you go, where are you"

"in the cafe"

"come back to liquid"

(now here is the point, where persistance pays off....keep going until the very end)

"na im going home, lets go, you dont want to miss out"

"where you live"

Now this goes on for 30 mins......as adam lyons says, its the pickup is easy shes going to be crap, this girl was an 8.

"im with my friends", "lets meet up next week" , "im going back to my friends house"

so being persistant.... and you have to be... "wheres your friends house" "im coming now"

Long story cut short, I ended walking to her friends house and met her there, luckily it was 5 mins around the corner from mine...

The irony of it, she wouldnt get a taxi with me, in case I rapped her in the cab, but would come round for a fuck... try and work that one out !!!

So we walk the 5 minutes round to my flat, then through the beer fumes, I remember my apartment state.....I broke every rule of logistics, and it took some talking out of when I opened the door...

1.No music playing,
2.all lights off,
3.no booze
4.no toilet roll in bathroom
5.The bed wasnt made.... it didnt even have sheets on, they had been in the dryer whilst I was out
6.Washing hanging everywhere
7.Washing up in the bowl
8.Copy of magic bullets shrewn over my desk.....
9 Kesia Nobles Book, Richard la Ruina's Book , sperm wars, the perfect gene, and the game on the windowsill

And if you thought you could get any wost, I turn on the pc screen to play some music... yep you guessed it thats David Delanglo telling us "attraction is not a choice"

Its is at this point i clicked on the music playlist saved on media player.... and the rest I will keep to myself.... im not that much of a git....

The end.....

Congrats buddy well done!

I remember using the 5 questions, all lies game. If when you say "How many questions was that again?" when you are trying to trick her but she knows that you are tricking her say "Wow you are really good at this game, have you played before?" and most of the time they will go "No never." to which you can say "Busted "

You: Im going to play a game with you. A simple game, I'm going to ask you 5 questions and you need to lie to all of them okay. Have you ever played this game before?
HB: No it sounds fun though.
You: Yes, I know it will be hard as girls never lie . Ready?
HB: Ye.
You: What colour is the sky?
HB: Purple
You: What is cider made of?
HB: cinnamon.
You: Wait, how many questions have we done :s?
HB: 1
You: :O You are good at this game, have you ever played before?
HB: No I've never played.
You You just lost. So close as well .

Cute little argument where she might insist that she has played before but you asked before hand whether she did or not and she would have most definitely have said no.

haha, I love that part where you realize how much of a Trainingden your place is. I had the same thing, brought a girl back to mine and have been slowly girl-proofing the palce ever since.

Scraps of notes all thrown away or hidden
Little black book [Yeah I have one... It was a gift, honest!] kept secret
PU material on the PC moved OFF the desktop to a more discrete place

And so on and so forth. Took about a fortnight to get the place looking like it should, sped forth dramatically by women helping out because it was... "Disgusting".

Save that, a good solid report on good solid game. Congrats man!

Lol, that made me laugh loads too. I brought a girl back here and I needed to nip out to the bar on the corner as I had no bottle opener for the wine. She asked me if she could look through my computer to choose a film. I was like, "Errrrm, that's probably not a good idea... you know what us guys are like." I didn't care so much about her seeing the porn, I was more thinking about the seduction ebooks I have containing techniques that I have used on her.

Cool. I like the taxi situation. That's a proper mind twister.

what does asd stand for ?

I didnt get lmr grabbed her pinned her agaisnt the wall then banged her

ASD is her Anti-Slut Defence

ahh can you explain what ASD is then... an example

And i wrote the field report not for validation, but to show how not to use interview questions, but a few routines...

And the importance of locking in, leaving back and not giving up until the very end

Anti slut defence is a social condition imposed on girls through society. Men are heroes for shagging loads of girls, girls are sluts. No girl want the peer disapproval of being a slut, so she has anti slut defence to make sure she does not appear as a slut to her peers.

This is why winning over her friends in a set is just as important as winning over her. There is no real reason for ASD except what is force fed a girl through media, friends and our culture.

At least that's my take on it, I have not done any scientific research on it, and anything I say is just my common sense, flawed as it might be (If I missed anything in this disclaimer take it up with the complaints department)