Responses to shit tests.

[Benji]

Hey guys, quick question (isn't that how a lot of openers start?!)

I was in out in london yesterday. I approached a pair of Pea cocked 9s. The interaction was going well, until they told me that they were, 'both lesbians and that they were married to each other.'

I replied with 'Your lesbians? Wow. Me too.' Which in hind sight is a bit lame and predictable and probably along the lines of what everyone says when they say this to guys.

I just wondered what would you guys do? I can imagine this comes up a lot in the field. Has anyone got any witty replies?

[The Comedian]

I would just ignore it, pretend I didnt hear it and open up on anotherplayful topic of conversation

[Phil]

i always play girls off eachother this is perfect for to fit ones. What you do is say to one of them, really, your with her... ur well out of her league Then wink at the one ur skittin with a smile... this way, u set up a mild confrontation..

u can then say DONT COME BETWEEN OUR LOVE UGLY whilst hugging the other but then u change teams and say, ACTUALLY NO UR DEFFO FITTER, I RECKON UR OUT OF HE LEAGUE NOW swap sides move to the other ones side and keep doin that with a big grin

[Morgan]

Yep, if you've played it right you can do that.
If you don't think you've got them into your frame enough I'd go with something more akin to:
"What's that got to do with anything? We're talking about [Whatever]." and then continue.

Ultimately, playing hot girls off against each other is a good system, I'd have to say you want to get to the point where you can do that if you feel it appropriate.

[Benji]

Perfect. Thanks guys.

[Phil]

i dont care if its appropriate... i do it anyway... this way i stop carin whether NOW IS THE RIGHT PLACE... i just do what i want wen i want