i always play girls off eachother this is perfect for to fit ones. What you do is say to one of them, really, your with her... ur well out of her league Then wink at the one ur skittin with a smile... this way, u set up a mild confrontation..

u can then say DONT COME BETWEEN OUR LOVE UGLY whilst hugging the other but then u change teams and say, ACTUALLY NO UR DEFFO FITTER, I RECKON UR OUT OF HE LEAGUE NOW swap sides move to the other ones side and keep doin that with a big grin