Ok. Sunday 19/09/2010
Lincoln uni freshers night
Damask(17) and Ace’s(18) first night sarging together
Ok, the night started off with us taking this guy... buggsy, to Lincoln, we were supposed to be dropping him off, but then he met derry and ended up tagging along with ace and i. This was not good as straight away we could see that these two would be total afc’s.
So on the way to the club, ace and i taught them a few things, the approach, negs, and dhv’s. So when we get in the Lloyds bar first (looked like a wetherspoons to me) ace suggested i gave an example. Strtaight off i approached a two set while he went to toilet, making out i was waiting on him for a time constraint, i opened by asking the obstacle hb 7 if she knew where revolutions was, and as she took ages, i locked in by sitting on the table and asked the target hb 8 if she knew, she didn’t so i threw a neg and went on with listening to the directions, i then asked what their plans were for the night, however ace returned, and failing to introduce my wing, i addressed him, and they were back to talking amongst themselves, figuring it was an alright demo for the two chumps, we told them to approach a two set in the corner. They went for the twelve set that we had avoided for a reason instead, derry locked straight in, made too much eye contact to the target and was blown out almost instantly, buggsy hovered over them, these boys were not pua’s, and we didn’t have time to train them.

We then left for a student bar called the shed, ouside here, ace opened a threeset who were selling corona, after negging his target, i stepped in to distract the obstacle, this was working well, until i felt buggsys breath over my shoulder and saw him almost staring the girl out. We didn’t even bother explaining, and resolved to split as soon as.
We went on in, and slipped upstairs, after seeing nobody downstairs, as the afc’s sat down, i opened 4 set at the top of the stairs, body-rocking and using ace’s toilet excuse again, this time, as he came back i just returned to the group, the set being lifeless as it seemed they had no energy.
We had our drinks, popped downstairs and for a laugh, ace opened on an ug 1. I mean she was hideous, and ended up playing pool in doubles with them, whilst the afc’s. To my amazement, opened the next table. Me and ace sorted out to help the boys out, getting an instant date by moving to the tower bar. In here, we lost the ug and her friend, and the afcs got blown out, however by now we were at the bar.
I opened on a small 3 set, disarmed the amog by befriending him first then neggingthe target, a small brunette 8 that we’ll call J, as she’s a big part of the night.
After they said they were going outside, (the girls only said this, so we smelt a shit test) we wento into the seating area where i opened a twoset,two nines, one blonde one brunette, after a short chat, i got them to join me and ace on our table, and bring a handy jug of relentless and vodka. We straight away negged our targets and spoke to the others, whilst ace decided to tell them about how we had known eachother for years (as we could see the two girls had) they though it was cute, and we rode straight into dhv’ing, me cue-ing ace’s stories while he cued mine, after this, we helped ourselves to their drinks and moved into c1, comfort and rapport, with this, i tried out my new skill off analysing handwriting (a trick style once used) by relating it to her criminology course, saying its all i knew about it and getting a piece of paper (flyer) and a pen that i had bought to bring. She wrote her sentence, i analysed, and she was inpressed, as she leaned in, amazed, i built kino by tapping her thigh, whilst negging with ‘whoa not so close’ this went down well, and as we planned to move them to another bar, for an instant date, we encountered lmr with the bf line. I instantly ran a 5 minute bf destroyer and she finally goes ‘well while im at uni, there is no bf, kay?’ i was in, as was ace. They then went to toilet, and after, we both went too, upon returning, we noticed them walking away from the table thinking we had left, it was an aweful shame, but you never follow a set, so we moved outside where there was a fire breather, and used him as an opener for an 8 set, which again got to the point of moving to this other club (i really fancied the idea of sugarcubes) when the obstacles did their job and prevented it, seeing that it was no use, we retreated. We went back inside to see the afc’s sat with J. This angered me a little, as i had moved in first, so i walked over, just to spy, the guys were such failures, they were trying to put eachother down to win her over, i looked over and ace smiled, nodding as if he knew what i was about to do, i grabbed an armchair, threw it inbetween them and sat down, talking to J straight away and blowing them out of set, one then made a motion as if she should smack his arse, (must have been their previous convo) however she looked revolted and turned back, i said ‘its ok, im leaving ion what? (checked with ace) ten minutes, you can get mine then. I then ran the handwriting trick as she wanted to be a journalist ands she was amazed, so i tried something new
‘ill write the start of a sentence, you finish it’
‘sure!’
And i wrote down 0 7, and sure as hell, she finished it.
One #close in 5 minutes. I then sat talking before getting up, declaring i was off, and getting a kiss on the cheek, and a slap on the ass, which i then negged her for . Needless to say the afc’s were a tad miffed.
We moved on to the street, went for something to eat before going past the clubs, looking for a decent one, seeing a 3 set coming out of one club, we asked if it was worth going in, they said no, and invited us to come ritzeys, of course, we negged, debating if they were worth following, before going ahead, there was a 6, a 7, and a 7 1/2 , however once we got in, they soon got boring, so we moved on to a set in the corner, ace again taking an opportunity for the bathroom, and i opened with my Mohawk opener, however i let my game get sloppy, failed to engage the whole group, and moved on.
We found out J had come to find us, and the afc’s were close behind, ace warned me about approaching the same girl so much, but we were building some good kino, and i wasn’t having the afc’s (who by now had been in set for 2 hours with no avail) trying for this girl. We soon had arms around eachother, and were heavily into comfort c2, Derry complained that she never wanted to dance, so i asked why and she held her drink up, i drank it, then led her to the dancefloor, the afc’s followed, however ace was extremely useful in removing them. Soon, i was dancing with her and we were getting real close, so i went for a takeaway, turning to talk to ace, during this, a hb 9 blonde came and grabbed the pink tie i was sporting (small peacocking gear) so i removed her hands and brushed her off, with a big grin, before shouting ‘no touching this sweetheart’ over the music, i then was nudged by J, she had Buggsy trying to get low with her. Here, my confidence soared a little too much, and i nudged him so he fell on his ass, i knew it was stupid but he laughed it off. How many times would i have to blow these two out? Seeing a jealousy shot available after the 9, ace shouted in my ear to get her to grab the tie and dance with me, so i held the tie out to J and winked she grabbed it and started grinding, which i cant lie, was enjoyable, i caught the 9 looking especially annoyed before dancing with another guy, twice as tall, twice as ugly, i shook it off, and leant in talking to J, as she was really getting into it, when she suddenly shows lmr, saying ‘i need another drink, i don’t act this fast’, i wasn’t buying the drink and no shit test was going to catch me out, i then turned, to see the two afc’s with big grins and thumbs up. These boys were a real hassle. I told ace i’d be back, and went for a drink, i walked up to a twoset (blatant couple) and opened asking if they knew a better club, however my target here was on the right in the form of a single 8, however she was soon joined by a guy so i returned to the dance floor, just as J comes back, Buggsy grabs around my shoulder, jumping some sort of ridiculous excuse for dancing (and believe me, im no dancer) i turn to a blonde near me yelling ‘wanna dance with this guy? Hes coming onto me or something!’ she returns by pointing to her boyfriend, who gives me a dirty look as i go ‘oh, you wanna dance with him? He’s yours!’

This was ridiculous, Ace was dancing with a rather cute blonde so i left him to it, clubs were proving hard game for me. I went to the bar, and this girl started talking to me about uni, i blagged about an English course, and she went straight in for kino, so i brushed her off gently, ‘no touching darling!’ Ace then comes over and as i turn to introduce him, shes wandered off, so we head to the bar, and the afc’s are STILL hassling J, ace had a genius plan of getting them opened in another set. So i ripped the tie off, threw it around Buggsys neck and dragged him across the club to the three set we had entered with
‘hey, how do you guys think the ties suiting him?’
‘erm, not his style? Can i have it?’
‘no way, but tell you what, ill take it back, and if you think this boy is cool enought to chill with you, give me a shout and you can wear it’
He had a big nervous grin on, at least he listened to something.

We returned to J and say that we were thinking of getting off soon, she had friends to wait for, and we had to grab john, so ace let him know we were heading off. He wanted more time. We told J i;d text her to tell her where we were once she was out, she was enthusiastic, and i got a quick kiss (nothing epic, but slight tongue) before leaving, on the way back, we laughed about the afc’s and texted buggsy to hurry up, we’d be at tower bar.
Getting back in tower bar, it was much emptier, ace went to the toilet as i opened a two set, a 6 and 8, not great but the best in there. As ace came back, i called him in, ran our childhood friends story etc and tried to build attraction. However, the 8 was always on her phone, and ace didn’t have the energy anymore, we were both bored, and i was furious that i was held up with J by the afc’s, we just chilled for an hour and called john. He was still with J. That was 4 hours they had spent in set. It was like a oneitis at first sight. They were ruining everything. We demanded they head back, and when they said they wanted to stay a bit, until their mates had arrived, we agreed to have a nap in the car, get some energy back, and make sure ace was under the limit to drive. We awoke at 4 in the morning after a rough 2 hour nap, and called again. They were taking the piss now so we texted a few times, as we had to get buggsy home with us. It took another hour to get them back, still had to pick him up from the high street (the car was half a mile from the clubs) and were surprised to see a girl with them. Then i recognised her as the ug 4 from the cloakroom in the club. They had waited for her to clock off, and derry got a kiss goodnight, then thought he was shit hot. We didn’t even bother telling him how much of the night he had wasted.
We then headed home, i got in at 6;10 in the morning, and went straight to college after a quick wash.
So, review.
Sets opened; MANY. We just spoke to alot of people in the street ( i didn’t put them all in) and i think it added up to about 20, 14 for me, 6 for ace, who was not too good on approach as he got AA a bit, and most of the time i grabbed them quickly, we didn’t plan much, and the ones we did, he wanted me to open as he wasn’t sure how to lock in effectively.
Results; number and kiss close,2 instant dates(i suppose) and one waste (should have followed i think)
What we learned;
I am more comfortable opening and changing location
Ace is excellent at dhv and comfort, my own dhv often came from him bigging me up
My comfort building needs to be more effective, and i need to isolate more effectively
My game gets too cocky through the night, which means i get sloppy, however i can control this
Ties are a great peacocking accessory
NEVER HAVE TAG ALONGS.

Aims from here;
To get to Comfort every time.
To at least number close the majority of times.
For me to improve my Dhv and c3 stages.

We decided that this night may have only been so easy to open as everyones in the mood to make friends, which does make closing harder, This being my first time winging with Ace, we work well as a team, we have known eachother 2 years so we have chemistry already, and both have our styles, his Dhv and cocky charm, my wit, humour and THE HANDWRITING TRICK which was an amazing gambit to have. As well as our fashion sense, him being more mainstream to my black shirt-bright tie and scene kid hair, making me that more alternative

Hopefully sarging every day together now, just doing an hour in local bars, or having big runs every weekend, see how it goes.
Well there you go, it was a big night, and although it may not have been a total success, i had a great time, and we learnt alot about our game. We also watched eachothers backs with the amogs well, so heres to many good nights as Damask and Ace

Also, one last thing, we used our alias with girls, i was unsure of it, but ace was insistent, so when asked my name, i’d reply ‘you call me damask for now’. This worked BRILLIANTLY as the mystery involved kept them interested and guessing! Only issue is these numbers are useless unless i think of a way to break it to them that im not at uni xD

a very long report, i know! just one more thing, we found clubs to be near impossible to work, but bars easy, do any others find this? we've decided to only use clubs as instant dates

Great report, never a better week than Freshers!

Nice - may have to use that sometime...

Smoothly done

Club game is like bar game but accelerated, you can escalate much more quickly. Were you having troubles on or off the dancefloor?

im surprised anyone bothered to read through the whole thing! yeah the afc's just never listened even when we tried to help them, so we ent against them yeah the sentance one i though of on the spot, and Ace said it was a good one too,
the troubles came kind of all over, dancefloor is not my comfort zone, i can sit and talk to people, im not MUCH of a dancer, i can do it when i have to, but if someones better im easily put off my game, alot of the problem was trying to shout your way into a set, it just feels so unnatural!

Are you guys still in central Lincoln?

Scanner.

TL;DR

Sorry to bump my old thread guys, just got back on the scene a little bit! thought i'd refresh myself on my own game, forgot all about how often i approached!
Rebus, may i ask what that means?

Means
Too long, didn't read.

FYI... google abbreviations when you don't know them.

You can try shortening the FR. Don't you think it will be easier for folks to read?

KISS - Keep It Short & Simples!!