This is a long post and probably wont benefit you or help you with your journey of pickup but im sure some may find this entertaining if you feel like a read.
This is embarrassing on my part but ive shared this with all my friends and now you. hope you enjoy.

During my quest of pickup mastery I have uncounted a recurring problem and although only occasional, a very embarrassing obstacle.
Let me explain:

Episode 1)

9 months ago, I had only been single for just over 3 months and was still pissed off that I had wasted 4 years of my youth in a dead end relationship, so as you do I went out on the pull with a mate of mine.
, it was club closing time when I spotted a friend of my ex, and although didn’t really find her attractive figured it was an easy approach. I opened her and her cousin, she recognised me and after a few minutes of chatting I managed steel a kiss, if I had to rate looks id give her a an average 5 but I was smashed.
Me n me mate get an invite back to theirs but I end up going solo, mate went home.

AB5 and I are kissing on the couch whilst her cousin is getting rattled upstairs by another lad we met. A few minutes of foreplay later I have her standing naked in front of me and I must say although not very attractive she had a laughen body and banging tits. I instruct her to sit on me but upon being mounted I realised a major problem, although willing to ignore the fact that I was without any sort of protection, I noticed she was having trouble guiding my penis into herself, to my utter shame I wasn’t hard and after several minutes of attempted persuasion later I realised it just wasn’t going to happen.
I blamed it on the amount of alcohol consumption and the lack of attraction but I knew what the problem was…… it was nerves, I knew this girl and so didn’t want to turn out to be a disappointing shag, Im not the most well endowed man and so it played on my mind and fucked my shit up.
I left frustrated and embarrassed minutes later.


Episode 2)

About 2 months after episode 1, I was out with my two sisters and 4 of their friends all of which had boyfriends. It was one of the girls birthday and although she was one or two years younger than myself, I’d had a crush on this girl since id met her as a kid. I was the only lad in the group, her brother (my mate) was supposed to come but backed out last minute, I was too pissed to give a shit.
I have to say that being the only lad and the mix of alcohol in a gang of birds has its advantages. I had danced and got off with 3 of my sisters friends including the bday girl. 1 girl asked to go back to mine, just me n her but my sister angrily intervened, another girl was already supposed to stay at mine with my sisters but decided she was going to stay in my bed, I was ok with it. But even with the first two offers I had my eye on the bday girl, her boyfriend was at the time in prison and frankly I didn’t give a shit, the guy was a fucking blurt.

The night ends, we all get taxis together and I decide to stay at the bday girls,
Were in her bed both naked and occupied with foreplay before I realise that once again I don’t seem to be getting hard, I couldn’t understand, this girl was fit and wanking me off…..still nothing. Thoughts of episode 1 crept into my head and sealed it for me, I wasn’t going to have sex. I felt ashamed and in hope of hiding my problem I went down on her for a bit, cuddled and passed out not mentioning a word of it in the morning.

Another attack of nerves but why, I had successfully shagged girls since episode 1 so why was it happening now?


Episode 3)

This is more recent, during my holiday in Kenya.
So Kenya…. not a great destination if you’re hoping to score with an abundance of girls whom you don’t have to pay but a nice country non the less.
I really must emphasise the lack of fanny in my hotel, it was ridiculous.
However, one night as me and my mate were chilling on the sun loungers looking over the moonlit beech, when we noticed a little hottie being harassed by the scavengers that patrol the Kenyan beeches looking for white tourists to feed off and young English girls to fuck.
We encouraged her to sit with us and we got talking, now this was the first decent girl we’d seen in a week besides the prostitutes, and so both competed for attention.
She was quite cool but after half an hour the conversation took a boring dive so I decided to accept defeat and join a group of other friends we had met.
Moments later I was rejoined by my mate and hottie, not long before I trekked to the bar for another all inclusive round with my mate following. As I congratulated him his head shook, “you won lad, she’s into you, just told me”.

She later asks me to walk her to her room but nothing happens as she happened to be staying with her parents, I catch a quick kiss and hit the hay.

The next day me n me mate are topping up our tan when hottie grabs a bed next to me. We talk a bit but im suffering a major hangover and trying to read my book, there’s a time and place for listening to a girl yap on but now wasn’t great.
“im bored, I want to do something fun” she wined,
“ok” I replied, “what do you consider fun?”
She started talking about sex, I couldn’t believe how forward this girl was, this had to be one of the easiest pulls in my life.

I decide to go back to bed as the hangover worsened and threw her an open invite if she was interested, she followed me to my room.
I get in, quick brush of the teeth tell her to get in bed. We talked for a bit and I was shocked when she told me she was only 16, by this time she was already talking dirty and rubbing my dick. I have to say I had a real dilemma….16 was too young for me (im 21) but it was legal and the only thing that had come close to fuckable since arriving, Not that it mattered……….i couldn’t get hard anyways.
I manage to convince her it was because of the hangover and age gap but I knew it was my fucking nerves again.
We arranged to fuck later on that night but I persuaded myself out of it because of the age thing.


By now you must be thinking why is this thread entitled “I’m Blessed”…well ill tell you:

In reference to Episode 1)

A few weeks ago I spot AB5 in a club but can just see her head, still embarrassed I try to avoid her seeing me when I notice something that blew my mind. She was pregnant and on the verge of bursting. I do the calcs and realised that 9 months before I nearly fucked this girl with no condom, I failed to ask her if she was on the pill.
How fucking close.


In ref to Episode 2)

Similar to episode 1, the bday girl is currently carrying the baby of the lad she cheated on her imprisoned boyfriend with after me. Again I didn’t ask if she was taking pill and I was jonnyless.
(I nearly fucked her again whilst she was pregos but that’s another story)


In ref to Episode 3)

This is the most fucked up and in my opinion the closest of them all,
Although I was happy with my choice not to pursue sex with the young hottie, I was still cursing my flaccid problem,
That was until an unbelievable truth entered my ears……. It was discovered that the girl was lying, she wasn’t 16…..she was 13.
OMFG that was close, what a lying little slut! I confronted her but she denied being 13, said my informer was wrong but that was the last I seen of her.
My mate praised me admitting that he doesn’t often experience hard on problems and would of fucked her brains out. Close for both of us.

So know you can see from my perspective how I believe that my cock is blessed, guided by god himself.

But in all honesty I do have problems with nerves from time to time, its something I have to get over and I promise you I will, that and take more sexual precautions.

It's a very simple solution to your problem, buy Viagra and you're "nerve" problems should get sorted straight away

Girls say our brains are in our cocks - well it sounds like your cock has a brain of its own!

Personally I think it's sketch as fuck doing it without protection (STDs etc) and that would probs cause me to feel unconfortable. However, i'm possibly in the minority. Having said that, apparently Durex extra safe are the most popular durex line haha!

Good post anyway mate, enjoyed reading it!

You are DEFINITELY blessed Wake! Those were some close calls...

Damn right

hahaha people do dumb shit when pissed,

True that, I've started carrying condoms on me all times now when I go out. Temptation is to great so dumb shit happens at times. You truely dodged a few bullets there though mate. I think Camarada said follow your cock, I guess you do

Why don't you take a jonny or 5 out with you? If your going out on the pull, isn't a condom an essential? Although I sometimes decide not to go with one. Get lucky and the girl is like "Awww, I respect you don't want to fuck cause you have no condom...Luckily I do!! Tee Hee!!" am thinking "Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, WINNER!!" and the rest is history. I've only once had a problem with my dick not "performing". And that was because her fanny smelt of fish...Was gutted, excuse the pun. Nice story though man. Blessed cock indeed!!

I had a similar problem a couple of years back, it was all completely in my head. It happened once and then every time I went to have sex again I'd think and worry about that occassion and couldn't get relaxed and horny.

It never happened after I moved out of my parents house a 3 years ago, I figure all the worrying about noise didn't help either.

Good work on dodging three Wicked sounding slugs though mate!

It happens and in your case, a blessing in disguise...! Pop open the champagne!!

As my dad used to say... "If its a jonny you lack, shoot it up her back"

Close calls mate! I try to stay away from teens these days! 20 as a minimum. That way you're still safe even if your 3 years out!!! I'd like to think though I can tell a 13 year old miles away... just by the way they act. Even a 16 years old acts young enough to be to question their age... even when I'm shit faced.

Good story... life would have been sooooooo different if you got those girls Cheggers.