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piers147 · **I think you got to go ghetto with them. -** 17-11-2010, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tebbs

Sorted of raised this before.... so here goes... after my good night on the friday when I k-closed he hottie... off myself and my wing go home... sleep from 3am until late the saturday after noon and then shower, shit, pizza and shave and out me go again... this time into Crawley....

Now I know I shouldnt blame things... but... im sure there are external factors to our crappy saturday night...

So off we head in Crawley, we are a bit physically and emotioally tired from the friday night, but anyways we start on a high opening, and opening and opening and opening, and opening, but the sets just wont open, so we open and open and open until we do it to death.

I reckon myself and captain freedom must of opened everything with tits and legs, about 15 sets EACH !!!! and nothing not even a number close... pants....by the end of it at 02am... we where exhasusted from opening just about everything... in the cab on the way home, myself and freedom have tried to suss it... we just cant get the hooks/attraction and closes.... its destroying, and so frustrating....

Now as mentioned before, myself and my 2 wings go natural, nothing canned and no opinion openers, they just dont work, it has to be basic and simple....

The reason being, is Crawley is a working mans town commoners town and not as "dynamic" as Brighton or London , the good folk of Crawley are not a clever bunch and, trust me myself and my wings have tried "best friends tests", " are you confident to take a compliment" "jealous girlfriend" "who lies more" we have tried them all to death, it doesnt work, the town and girls are so chav they just dont "get it"

They been fingered and fumbled by chav boys all their life and im sure the only way to do it is either by going natural or basically pretend to be a chav...this is where we need help and desperatly... as im sure we have opening every female in the town under 30...

We just cant get attration going... we are not chavs.... Brighton fine...its a completely different town...but Crawley, fucking nightmare, every week we get beaten by the chav boys...

It doesnt help that we were knackered from the night before, but we where bothing so emotionally and physically drained by the end of opening every fucker in the town, but we are now banging our heads trying to work out what to do...

HELP !!!!!

Tebbs

I think you should go more crude and direct with the chavs thats there level of mind keep them on there toes.

Midas touch · 17-11-2010, 05:38 PM

Dick heads are attracted to dick heads. Maybe find some birds that you can actually relate to, or start having fights and stealing cars to impress these women.

Seriously though, if you need to get laid and that's where you live you may have to go caveman. The direct approach may well be the way forward. I used to live in Barnsley and my chat up line was often ,"Give us a blowjob," or "Do you fuck?" and it often worked, with "particular women", none of whom were gf material. I'm not suggesting you use these as openers but, like Piers says, crude it up a gear or two.

I know this potty mouthed method is about as charming as a box of toads but perhaps it's worth a whirl. I often prefer indirect because I actually appreciate an intelligent conversation and a laugh. I like to stimulate the mind first. But it's horses for courses at the end of the day and I guess a man's got to do what a man's got to do.

Joe_Fresh · 18-11-2010, 08:32 AM

mate in those types of places social proof is key.

u and ur boys have got to be havin a good time together, totally independant of any girls around you. the girls will notice and will be impressed.

dont open sets that are on the other side of the club/bar its chode game in those types of places. try sticking to opening sets that are within ur immediate proximity. so yeah dont stick in one place as a group, move about together. do situational openers, not random bullshit blatantly obvious chode opinion openers (which we all do at times). just make sure ur having a good time and dont be needy in the slightest. theyll smell the chodiness a mile off.

i learnt this recently...respect Ultra Steve!

Maxemillion · 18-11-2010, 03:13 PM

physical game is the game that works, regardless of chav, kino the shit out of them and they will bond with you and become more compliant.

TrentHawkins · 18-11-2010, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Midas touch

Dick heads are attracted to dick heads. Maybe find some birds that you can actually relate to, or start having fights and stealing cars to impress these women.

Seriously though, if you need to get laid and that's where you live you may have to go caveman. The direct approach may well be the way forward. I used to live in Barnsley and my chat up line was often ,"Give us a blowjob," or "Do you fuck?" and it often worked, with "particular women", none of whom were gf material. I'm not suggesting you use these as openers but, like Piers says, crude it up a gear or two.

I know this potty mouthed method is about as charming as a box of toads but perhaps it's worth a whirl. I often prefer indirect because I actually appreciate an intelligent conversation and a laugh. I like to stimulate the mind first. But it's horses for courses at the end of the day and I guess a man's got to do what a man's got to do.

Hah, years ago I tried "Oi, you, you're my bitch" and after all the slaps, got one cheeky minx who laughed and replied "Oi, you, you're my pimp"... We saw each other for a few months....