Alright boys
The leeds crew had yet another sarging session on friday.Pyr8 and pipsqueak headed over to mine for pre drinks (My house now feels like project Hollywood, you shall know why later) before we went down to our usual spot in headingly and as we passed by we saw about 15 girls on a hen night.
Pipsqeak says jokingly "mate lets open that set", and they were at such a high energy level i just felt it was suicide, then pipsqueak says They should be opening us haha
Anyways when we are heading into the pub we see the girls heading over to the same bar. Pyr8 had a quick banter with one of them but it only was for a few secs before we headed towards the backroom
We ordered our drinks and sat down then 3 of the girls go towards the ba nearest us to order drinks and then Pyr8 catches the eye of one of them and justs points and signs to come here with his index finger, the same way you would call a naughty child haha
It works! and they come over and thats when black lightning does his magic, i kept the set and then one by one their friends came over. Pipsqueak isolated 2 lol at the same time, and by that i mean even though they were sat next to us they were having such a deep conversation that they were completly seperated by us
Me and pipsquak kept negging and bantering with about atleast 7 or 8, obv not all at the same time, but at any giving moment they were 4 or 5 girls surrounding the table. I think they split into 2 groups one was having the supposed girls night out and gossiping and the others were bantering with us
and im telling you the group that was with us had some stunning girls, a set of 8s and 9s to be perfectly honest. with the odd addition of a 7 here and there hahaha
Later on Flushdraw came down, late as usual haha but def kept the girls who we might have ignored company
Anywys Pyr8 number closed the two HB8 and 9 while i number closed a 9, my number close was shit
I remember trying to numberclose an Hb7 in tiger tiger a few weeks ago infront of her friends but her ASD got up and i failed miserably
In i go doing the same thing yet again, this time i tell her to get her fone out, i didnt ask i tell her! she puts my number down but i failed to prank my fone because al her friends were around her so that was a fail lol She never got back to me.
Anyways we head over to another pub were we opened sets here and there, nothing worth noting though.
So afterwards we headed to a bar in town which was slightly packed which is where i saw this curvacious milf, man those curves blew my mind away and i dont mean FAT i mean legs for days
, i wish i can compare a celebrity to her but no one comes close all i can say is she was a white beyonce hahah
maybe im exaguratting but with the drinks in me and the fact that i didnt get any in over a week, she seemed delicious.
Screw the 3 second rule i saw her passing and stopped her there and then, just said over the blaring music. "YOUR CUTE,WHAT DO YOU DO"
There was no way i can open her with a story opener or an opinion opener because of how loud it was. I think thats the solution to that nagging problem i posted up a few weeks ago
How do you open a set when a club is too loud to talk but no ones dancing, You just shout over the blaring music with a question, do a bit of kino through her hands, build just a tiny bit of comfort to make her realise your not a rapist so you can pull her either to the dance floor or to somewhere you can talk.
And its really easy you just need to smile and get a smile back and your in lol
Anyways the interaction in itself lasted a few moments, i met her asked her wat she did, she was on a work do and bam 30 mins later we were in a cab back to mine.
Pyr8 was staying at mine too so while i was trying to get it on as quickly as possible her
LMR acted up and she was like i shouldnt be here maybe i should go home im 32 and too old for this,i had to acknoledge them but not scaere her away which was easier said than done really.
I said look your a bueatiful woman,and your curves can drive any man wild. I cant make you stay "handed her the purse", but your going to go home and wonder how much of an amazing time you missed out on.
then backed away, she just stood there and then said im sorry im just not used to doing this so i was like then get a drink and get comfortable. 5 mins later we were up in my room doing the business when pyr8 the ass decides to come DURING lol. Anyways i opened the door and went up and and continued doing the dirty. Next thing i know the door to my rooom is being opened by Pyr8 hahaha
He didnt know which rooms we were staying in loool See why i said my house is becoming like project hollywood
I shall call it Project Leeds.