Hey guys,

I spend my days working for a family business, which without going into too much details means i spend 9 hours a day stuck in an office with virtually no contact with anyone else other than my grandfather and a miserable production manager for company.

Needless to say once Friday rolled round I was chomping at the bit for some social interaction with some pretty ladies.

On Friday after work I went to town to get a few things. Town was suprisingly quiet and seemed to be inhabited by OAP's for the day. However I did spot two cute girls walking my way. They werent anything too special but defnitley worth complimenting. They got closer. I was thinking 'Ok Marc, daytime approach you can do this'. They got closer still and guess what I did.....Nothing....As they got closer I backed out at the last minute. I have to say I was pretty disapointed in myself. I couldnt have cared less if they told me I was the ugliest guy on the planet and wouldnt fuck me in a million years, at least id have had the balls to say something...but I didnt, and this wasnt acceptable. I told myself this wouldnt happen again. I had no plans to go out Friday night so instead I listened to some Blueprint Decoded and just chilled with a few beers and watched some old South Park episodes, I was in a good place .

Come Saturday I was itching to go out. I made some calls and everyone seemed to be either, ill, working, no money, looking after kids or were on holiday. I couldnt believe it I have to go out on a Saturday. I wondered about going on my own but im not quite at the stage where im confident enough to go by myself. Luckily salvation came in the form of my friend T. Whilst T is my friend were not super close like some of my other friends but we share a mutual love of MMA and have both trained together so we'd have stuff to talk about.

I met T and his friends at a pub. I didnt know T's friends but I did my best to get involved with them and vibed really well with one or two which was cool. After a few beers we headed off to town, and it was decided the venue for the night was going to be Flares.

For those who dont have a Flares in their Town/City, its basically a 70's themed nightclub which plays old motown tunes from the 60'/70's. The clientele are typically 40+ divorved housewives trying to recapture their former glory days. There are some youngsters in there but there usually few and far between. Oh well I thought, at least im out.

At the bar I got talking with the barmaid, we made small talk and I got to find out her name. She was pretty busy though so I let her get on with her work rather than trying to distract her.

Ok time to be social. I wasnt exactly spoilt for choice with the women in there but I think you need to make do with what you get on certain occasions. There were two black women talking together who looked like fun, one was holding a balloon..Perfect.

I approached and asked about the balloon, it was one of their birthdays. They were funny as fuck, I had a great time talking to them. This put me in an awesome mood so I excused myself and went about opening other people.

There was a really cute 30something women in this awesome floral dress. When I approached she was out of her face drunk. I could barely get a word of sense out of her haha. She even tried to kiss me but I pulled away, I didnt think it was morally right for me to kiss her back, when she was in such a state.

After talking with some other people I spotted this really cute dark haired girl on the outskirts of the dance floor. She was with a much older woman who I assumed was her mum. The cute girl was wearing this crazy butterfly necklace..great I had my opener.

Me: I love that necklace wheres it from?
Her: Why do you want to buy your girlfriend one?
Me: Haha no, i just thought it looked cute on you and thought id say
(She looks to the older woman whos smiling)
Her: Awww
(We hug)

We then make small talk and find a little about each other, we dance a little to some songs. Reading some of the dancefloor game stuff on here really helped me. After twirling her round and having her grind on me, I pulled her in close and went for the kiss. It worked. I was feeling like the coolest fucker in the club right about now.

She says she's going for a smoke and takes me by the hand and leads me outside.

At this point im really horny and want to fuck this girl. Iv had SNL's before but they were just drunken messes with girls I didnt particularly like. This time I was going to try it with someone I did like, and I was going to be the one to initiate it. My philosophy on this...If it works it works and if it doesnt then il be asking for advice come on here come Monday haha.

Me: L**** do you like to do crazy random shit?
L: Yeh
Me: I have this crazy random idea.
L: Ooh tell me, I wanna know.
Me: Ok, if we do this me and you are going to have an amazing time together.
L: Im excited now, what is it.
(Ok guys, basically my idea is to just take her to a local shagging hotel and bang the shit out of her til they kick us out, so how do I say this without being too crass about it)
Me: We should go on an Etap adventure.
(Etap being a well known shagging hotel in Bradford, and probably everywhere else)
L: (Look of suprise on her face)....omg....haha.....let me just tell me Auntie then.

So we go back inside, she tells the older lady (who turned out to be her Auntie) where shes going and her Auntie okays this. Btw id been getting on really well with the Auntie too oh and the Auntie had pulled some old dude too so it was loving all around haha.

We left the club, caught our Hackney carriage and rode off into the sunset where the deed was done

I dont normally use local hotels, but logistics meant it was the only place I could bang this girl, and I was super horny haha.

Fuckin awesome mate,
you went from pussying out of an approach to f closing a total stranger, well done mate.

should come out sargin sometime mate, were you from?

P.S
I fucking love MMA and Southpark

Expertly done by the sounds of it. Good work man.

Thanks Bro,

Would love to come and hang out with you guys at some point. Im from Bradford (which kinda sucks) but we have Leeds and Huddersfield nearby which are cool

I somehow knew it was the Bradford Flares before I even got to the last post. Pictured the Bradford one in my mind the whole time! haha

Seems like all the action is down Leeds way, I need to get myself south of the border sometime