Ok so tonight i goes out...
we are in revolution.... i see 2 girls hb 9 hb 10 WOW ... we thought they wer polish
My friend tells me UR NOT GOIN TO SPEAK TO THEM... so i wait untill his friends come
I pulls a chair to the girls and say... HEY, ... both on their phones i was ignored
ERM can i ask u 2 for help....
Ur obviously not scousers i need a non scouse mentality
MY FRIEND HAS SAID NO TO IBIZA AFTER ME PAYING COZ HE IN LOVE WITH A GIRL HE HAS MET TWICE
HB10 .. Fuck him take me instead
The convo goes down a route of me negging one and having the other girl join in the neg then keep switching sides saying OH NO NOW IM BACK ON YOUR TEAM etc
So toward the end they are grilling me for chat
i closed with when are you next in liverpool ... 31st they reply
Ok look.... give me ur number HB10 and we can hook up
NO... i never give my number out...ill facebook u....
ME: ERm i suppose u r right coz im a stalker ill text u like 8 times a day
HER: (SMILE)
ME: look u dickhead give me ur number im textin loads of girls i will hardly have time to txt u anyway
HER: Oh fuck it ok...DO U HAVE MY NUMBER FOR HIM ( to her friend) friend shows me number on screeen.
ME: i go out in southport alot
Her: make sure u text me when u do we will go out
HAHAHAHA my friends JEALOUS Me HAPPY
Later we goes to the lapdancers.... im flirting with one... after she dances for my friend i said
IM REPORTING YOU TO TRADING STANDARDS.... Ur £10 dances are the same as ur £5 SHE LAUGHS
ME: look i know u cant give me ur number in work but whats ur real name ill facebook u and we can do somethin....
REAL NAME GIVEN.... EVEN The NIckname but she puts in to make sure i find her
I was also number closed by a girl at the end of the night
HER: CAN I HAVE UR NUMBER
ME: Ok lets flip heads or tails if u win u can have it
SHE WON
BOSS NIGHT