I'm ditching Diary of a Pickup Artist, 'cause I'm not a "pick up artist" - just a normal bloke into self development, self actualisation.

Anyway, we went to 5th Avenue, and I opened this two set in the smoking area who were under an umbrella. Speaking to one of them, Roody steps in and takes over the set (I'm sure it was a misunderstanding - I told Rood about it afterwards) so I bailed back into the venue. Later on, I went back into the smoking area, and the one from before was under the umbrella smoking. I was chatting to this other blonde girl, and it was going pretty well, but she bailed back into the venue to find her friend. While I was chatting to the blonde girl, the girl from before was kind of shouting stuff at me - like copying what I was saying...(attention seeking - ioi!). A random guy was hitting on the girl under the umbrella too. So I go straight up to the girl, give her really direct eye contact - adjusting my tonality

Me: "so what were you saying?" I said accusingly
HB: blah blah
Me: "you're just so naughty"

I then lounged in and kissed her. The other poor bloke was pretty gobsmacked (apparently anyway!)

So I grab her by the hand "lets go in for a drink!"...so I lead her in...I had no money on me, so she buys me a drink! lol. She then goes off to find her friends. I'm thinking "no fucking way am I letting her go again!"...so I find her, and kiss her again. Then I say

"I have this awesome italian wine at home, it's amazing, the best thing you've ever tried!, lets go!"

Then I mention "no funny business, you can sleep on the sofa!" But I really big up the adventure we'll have. So she says "hey, sounds good to me"...so I lead her out of the venue - onto the bus...

We get home, I escalate- but I am crap!! Nothing on the night, so we sleep.

In the morning, I'm frisky, so I vibe with her alot, make her laugh etc Then kiss cuddle etc...Then.......blissfull glory times.... one complaint from her though

"Why the hell have you only got one condom?".........sods law eh? She went home around 12:30 in the avo......I would love this one as an FB. Anyway, I'm glad I performed well in the end, other wise it would have been a deal breaker....

I feel I'm getting better, I'm starting to K-Close more than I did when I gave this up back in Feb...I think the break did me a lot of good. It got me to realise that I should appreciate my current skill levels, and things will come with persistence.

Nice

good work sapmi!

Very impressive!

Honestly she was the best lay since the prozzie from 4 weeks back. I wanna make her a fuck buddy! She's definately hareem material. However, I've never been in this territory before. How do I go further?

be a MAN!!! a total self assured bad boy, alpha, dangerous mofo and just tell her what to do, let her know its on ur terms, shell love it, girls love bad boys. ur the prize not her!

oh and congrads by the way sapmi!!!

One fucking condom...Dude.

If she doesnt call of text you within a few days call her up and say something along the lines of:

"I got a Spanish wine I need to share with someone, whats your week look like?"

Finish the conversation by saying something like...

"As I'm providing the wine you can provide the condoms, I'd rather hear you moan in a good way than through lack of condoms"

Thats just me though haha.

A proper use of The MacGuffin.
Respect blud with this lay report.

This is fucking AWSOME MAN... im using this shit.... USING IT TO GREAT EFFECT

Good post man like it