Ok, the title sounds a little...gay? But you would be surprised how many straight woman head out to the gay venues just so they don't get hit on...Wait a minute, maybe thats why i crashed and burned.

Anyway...So, i go to this bar (gay) with my flatmate (gay) because its my assistant managers (gay) birthday. Main reason im going? Because my hawt work collegue is going. She had been texting me asking me to come out with them (IOI?).

I arrive with my mate and we get a drink. Talk with some people we know and just mingle for a bit. It's only when we go out for a smoke that i see the work group. I get shouted over by...Lets call her HEC (Hot Emo Chick)...I turn and smile, "Hey, there you are" I say...Then i walk over to them. I talk to my assis manager first (It's his birthday after all) but am mainly thinking what i can do to make HEC mine. So i finally get to approach her. What happens when i do? FUCK ALL!! I turn into a complete AFC. I smile and just fucking listen. I don't engage...Im thinking in my head..."FUCK!! Im feeling that im boring myself?!". Anyway, we chat:

Her: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Me: Wow...are you a lil drunk HEC?
Her: Me? Naaaaaw!
I sit down...
Me: Sooo, still on your phone i see...Trying to beat my score?!
(We have been competing in a game on our phones and i currently have the higher score)
Her: Yeeeeah!! I have sex (With her new boyfriend...Fucker) and then am straight on the game shouting "I NEED TO BEAT EN1GMA!!" and then when i do beat you we have celebration sex and then after i go "I NEED TO BEAT EN1GMA!!"
Me: Thinking about me when fucking...Whatever floats your boat!
Her: So yeah do you want a puff? (Of her cigerette)
Me: Naw am good...
Her: Are you going to dance tonight?!
Me: Depending on how drunk i get i might get my moves on...
(She grabs her drink and gives it to me)
Her: Driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!!
Me: Naaaw, i only drink spirits...
Her: What?! Fassey!!! (Fuck knows what that means)
Me: Uhhh, no...
She calls over our assistant manager and his friend...
Her: Call him a fassey!!
Friend: Whats a fassey?
Her: Call him it!
Friend: We are going to get a drink, you coming?
Her: Yeeeeeeeeah, lets go get a drink En1gma!

So yeah, we go in. Wait at the bar for a bit and then a song she loves comes on. She grabs her mate and tells me its her song and goes off to dance. They came back after and shes like:

Her: Did you see us dancing?
Me: Wha....I missed your mad skillz?!
Her: Yeah, Love Machine!! Me and assistant manager know all the moves to it, we practice at work!
Me: Aww, gutted i missed it.
My flatmate comes up and tells me shes going to Revenge (A club).
Her: Is this your flatmate?
Me: Yeah...
Her: Oh Hi! I was the one going to be sleeping on the couch, but im moving sooner than planned now!
Flatmate: Oh cool, hi!
They hug and kiss on cheek...(My flatmate is a lesbian, she kisses everyone on cheek)
Me and my flatmate chat and then she leaves.
Her: Your flatmate is hawt!

Great...Anyway...

Blah blah blah for a bit...I decide i want a drink and she tells me shes going to the toilet so to meet her at the top of the stairs near the toilet. I agree and get my drink. I dont buy her one...HA!

So i get my drink, go and talk with my assistant manager at top o stairs and she appears. We all chat more:

Me: Are you going to Revenge (Club) after this?
Her: Naaaaw, we're going out out...
Me: We?
Her: Yeah, me and you. Your coming with me!
Me: But i got friends going to Revenge...
Her: Naaaw, your coming out with me!
Me: Why...
She pulls a sad face
Me: What?
Her: You said no...
Me: No i didnt, i said why!
Her: Oh, well because it will be full of straight people!
Me: So will Revenge!

Blah blah blah...

We then end up playing on this machine thing with quizzes and shit. Throughout that im giving her mild kino. Touching her arm, her lower back. nudging her etc. Shes accepting it. When it comes for time to go. All three of us walk out. She says shes going to another club and me and assistant manager are going to Revenge.

Me: Ahh so your ditching us...The birthday boy!
Her: Well i did invite you!
Me: Bah!
She hugs me...

Blah blah...She walks off. I go to the other club.

So yeah...pretty shite night i feel. I didnt do ANYTHING! But i don't know if i should be doing the same routine shit when its a friend? Is there are FRIEND GAME?

Good post man,
But doesn’t sound like much of a fail, you rejected her invitation to another club.

“Her: So yeah do you want a puff? (Of her cigerette)”
Interesting choice of words considering your in a gay bar.

gay bars are sick for women.... SICK... just never mention wether u are straight or gay.

if they do, why are you hitting on me (LAUGH)

"pink to make the boys wink"

First real experience of thr Gay village (Manchester) last weekend....got off with a couple of girls...it's awesome!!

You sure they were girls Sapmi? I've seen plenty of guys pretend to look like girls around there and some of them are pretty convincing I must say! Don't forget the 'Lady Boys of Bangkok' are in town at the moment to so watch out!

You never know sap they might feel the same as a "real woman" with a bit of KY....... not sure if thats your bag or not though lol

Is this a case of once bitten twice shy Hustler?

LOL, almost conned on one occassion yes.

Wake - So do you think rejecting her invite was good play or bad?

Kowalski - Cheers for the lesson in insults haha. So you say that i should try and make her jealous by pulling girls infront of her?

Well being in Brighton it's kind of hard to avoid the gay scene. My flatmate gets fucking girls left right and center. Lesbians are horny fuckers. They don't give a shit about morals, they just want to fuck! Anyways, it's my goal to pull or even lay a lesbian (HAWT lesbian) because my flatmate doesnt think it is possible for me...Bitch.