Ok so I was out with a friend I play poker with, just a random last minute job, so I didn't look over the top, just cool casual. So I go to this club where its 75p any drink (which in my books is totally awesome) Anyway, i'm in there half an hour, I end up throwing up and not because the drinks where so cheap, or because i'd drunk so much. Me and my pal, we can call him L, spot this unbelievably fat lass grinding with her mates and when I say grinding I mean she was completely going for it, trying to body pop, shaking her ass like a ghetto booty, I haven't laughed that hard in so damn long, this was the point i threw up!

So, we leave the 75p club, I decide only to open like two sets, all to no avail. I don't think I was being alpha enough, hardly used a neg and hardly used kino, was a waste of time, because I hardly could care about getting on these girls.

We head on to liquid which is like 5 minutes away, I decide I need a smoke and tell some guy its the end of the world if i don't get a cig, his woman friend decides he's giving me one, but I don't like her, so fuck her, she did her job. I end up in liquid happy and smoked up.

So I'll tell you about the two most successful approaches of the night first and then tell you how the others went since they basically all followed the same pattern.

Approach 1

Now as I walk in I like what I see, everywhere is crawling with women, and at least one hb to every group. Well apart from the fat chicks in the corner of the VIP booth, I decide I need a drink, but on the way bump into someone I knew along the way, I look at her and she has got hot. Strangely because I didn't need an opener and was so comfortable around her, she responded to flirting, gave a few ioi's (although I didn't realise till after.) and responded to the kino I put out. I N-closed ( I know I said I know her, but i haven't spoken to her or seen her for quiet a few years and last time we spoke it wasn't on good terms.)

Approach 2

So I head outside to the smoking area, to steal a cig off somebody. I find one and see my target, a 3 set with a HB/Brunette, so I walk over, open up and completely ignore the brunette. Wow I love attention seeking women . My mate L, who's a natural is stood a few feet away talking to some guy he knows, which is perfect for me. I start talking to the two girls who are to be honest quiet annoying and pissing me off a little, but i'm still nice to them, but they randomly start firing abuse at me, BAD IDEA . Her hair is completely fucked up and I decide in my drunken state that I should start calling her yogi bear... but not only stop at that, I get about 5-6 people around me that I have never met in my life start calling her it, the other girl she was stood with still fires abuse, so i decide yogi bear and toni blaire have a nice ring to it... (don't ask me why) She starts getting pissed at me and is about to leave, but the great timing from L saves my set! He comes over and takes over the two while I start hitting on the HB/Brunette. The conversation went a bit like this,

Me: Hi, why do you hang around with them two? Your a nice girl and them two are jerks. Don't you feel an idiot when they dress like that? (there was nothing wrong with how they where dressed)

Her: (laughs) Well they are my friends and you've just insulted them.

Me: I didn't insult them, I just thought i'd tell them why everybody was giving them funny looks.

Her: (laughs)

Her mates come back over glaring at me, so i decide to play it cool, although i still can tell they don't like her speaking to me. I decide to do the best friend test on the two that came over, they agreed but pissed me off with the weird what the fuck look they gave me after. They decide to head in.

Her: My friends are going inside now, i'm going to have to go in. (Kisses me)

Me: Oh thats fine, leave me out here all alone (joking face, with tounge in cheek, thanks for that the guy who gave me that tip)

Her: Well I'll wait for a little while,(Kisses me again) (Wow I think i'm getting somewhere right?)

The conversation carried on for another few minutes I can't quiet remember what was said, but she was kissing me after the end of every sentence.

Her: Ok i'm going in now.(kisses me again)

Me: Yeah thats cool, i might see you again in a bit.

Her: (kisses me) I've got a boyfriend, so I can't.


Ok, end of that... why do women do that shit? haha


Approach 3-10 (exaggeration)

Outside in smoking area, I open with a line I saw somewhere on here I think.
"Who lies more, men or women?"
Surprisingly a lot more women than expected think women lie more...
So I say a blatant lie about myself, they laugh a little.
Every single time, an awesome song came on, for some reason, dancing to the song was more important than talking to me. Oh well, fuck them.




If someone is cool to shout at me for going wrong or whatever i've done, then feel free, I need to stop being so bad at this haha.

You've done the most important thing, which is to open a few sets and move on when its not going how you want. My advice would be to stop worrying about 'negs' and 'kino' and just do what comes naturally. Touching and building up body-contact is really important and there's a lot of posts on it here so I won't go into it now.
I think there is a difference between being alpha and being rude as well. I'm basing this on what you've written so of course it depends on how you delivered it but I would try avoid insulting people.
Well done though dude, you'll pick it up really quick if you keep opening sets.

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Haha dude its been some time since the mighty ACCA. Man its been too long since i was last in HFX. Pm me if you fancy hanging out sometime dude, would be cool to meet someone else who wants to get this area sorted out.