I dont know if you all know carnage.. but i lived in town centre and was asked by a friend to STEWARD the event... its where lik 5000 students go around bars wearing the same tshirt an its mad

anyway i closed 13 girls that night for phone numbers by pretty much saying call me ALL NIGHT to everyone HA was funny

Anyway i ends up street neckin sum girl, kissin for public view... proper hot... later on i ends up kissin another turns out it was the earlier girls friend. SO

i said Ok you 2 i only live up the road an im gonna show u both my cd collection

so hand in hand 2 girls im walkin down wood street liverpool.... as we gets to my front door one receives a call saying "IM ON MY OWN IN THE KRAZY HOUSE, I NEED HELP"

needless to say the chivalrously left me cock in hand and at this point i looked at the heavens and said.... U COULDNT HAVE MADE THAT CALL 30 Mins Later??? From that day on i have no god

haha the krazy house. one huge sweat pit,
unlucky lid but from the sounds of it youve got talent man,im sure there will be others.
we should meet up some time, go sargin in town so maybe you can help me tune my game, i only live in birkenhead and im sure U2Kickass would be up for sargin.

yeah defo... ive been hit hard with my break up like... havent sarged for near a year now so i need to get my swing back... went out the other night i was shit LOL

but wen i get into it im sick at bein single so yea id be up for a night