Today I thought id try out something called the whiskey kiss, I wasn’t sure whether it was worth introducing into my game but I figured you cant knock it till you’ve tried it,

Although I really couldn’t be assed, I had to make an appearance at a friends bday party and thought I might as well take advantage of the situation and try out my new found game,
as I sat with two of my male friends, I got carried away chewing their ears off about my new ambition to be a MPUA and the wonders of the new forum I’ve joined. Naturally, they weren’t impressed and assumed it was all talk. By time I come to describe the whiskey kiss, they wanted proof and pointed towards a HB7 who’s friends had temporarily abandoned her and left her with a mobile as the only source of company, I figured approaching this HB would be doing her a favour. this is how it went:

Firstly I go the bar and order a straight whisky.

Wake: “hey, let me get your opinion on something”

HB7: “ok”

Wake: “ me and my friends were just have a discussion on whether kissing is cheating…….blah blah” (followed through with the whole pitch)

HB7: “ Well If I had a boyfriend I wouldn’t want him to kiss other girls but I wouldn’t class as cheating”

I took the “if I had a boyfriend” as an IOI, and carried on the subject for a minute or two.

Wake: “ Haha, your pretty cool for a girl, but how adventurous are you?”

HB7: “ haha, why?” with a dodgy look on her face.

Wake: “ all this talk about kissing has reminded me of an experiment that involves whiskey that I’d like to try, do you like whisky?”

HB7: “ not really, what’s the experiment?”

at this point I was shitting myself encase I blew it and looked a right mug in front of my mates.

Wake: “ supposedly, if I take a sip, wetting my lips in whisky and kiss you its is meant to give a nice tingling sensation to us both, but before you get carried away, there is no tongues. I’m not that kind of a lad”

HB7: “ haha, yeah ok”

followed through with the kiss.

Wake: “did you feel any tingling?”

HB7: “ haha, yeah but I recon it would of tingled even without the whisky”

I didn’t exactly know what she meant but assumed it must of bin a compliment.
unfortunately her friends came back and dragged her to the dance floor, but I regrouped with my mates feeling on top of the world.
Before I left a girl stopped me and gave me HB7’s number, she had asked her friend to give me her number, lame but never the less, it worked and i got the number. But i still asume i was lucky that she was a nice friendly girl, it could of been a disaster if she was a bitch.

Hi Wake

That sounds cool I drink a lot of Irish Whiskey, I'll have to try that one out

Cheers

I may give this a go for a laugh but will have to use something other than whiskey as I would probably start being sick from just the smell.

haha, you dont have to drink it, just wet your lips in it.
But who knows, it could work with other spirits and if your target agrees to take part in your experiment, itll make kiss closing alot easier later on.

Wake x

Yeah but ever since I got paraletic on Whiskey, I have a bad tolerance to it and normally gag just at the smell. I'm sure many girls won't have heard of it so should be able to get away with any spirit haha

Man that sounds brilliant, I am def putting that on my cheat cheat
cheers for sharing, pure gold.

In the interests of science you must now test your theory using other drinks, such as rum (dark and white), bourbon whiskey, hell even bourbon biscuits!
And if she was a bitch don't worry because you'd just move on and you learn she wasn't worthy of your time

haha Tom thats the plan mate, im testing it with water even lol
anything to get my kiss, if she ends up saying no tingle ill neg and say you must be a crappy kisser haha

Going to use this one! Nice one mate!