this week end was my first real attempt at sarging although the goal was not as much to pick up but to achieve confidence in my material and more importantly, confidence in my self.

before u read this, understand that this is not at all impressive but we all got to start somewhere.

Approach 1,
I was out with a friend of mine (Jameo) and decided to start my mission in a few clubs figuring pissed birds with beer goggles might increase my chances of success.
Joined a group of lads I’d met earlier on and pretty much took the role as the AMOG thinking this would DHV. One of the lads in the group (lets call him mousey) insisted we try our chances at approaching a 3 set, witch I took the lead on,
I opened with the girl fight opener, “OMG did you lot just see the fight outside……..” which surprisingly worked a peach considering these girls were pretty fit. I then went on teasing my target on how one of the girls fighting looked a lot like her, I couldn’t believe how easy this was and how interested they were in me. But the further into the conversation I got, I became more worried about loosing their interest and being shot down in front of an audience.
after my target told me about her boyfriend in prison (stereotypical scouse birds aye) I introduced mousey and excused my self.

Approach 2,
Me and Jameo we about to leave the first club before I spotted a 2 set standing by the exit doors. Id say the girls were a HB7 and HB8 although a little older than myself. With my new found confidence I instructed Jameo on how to wing me and opened with the Jealous Girlfriend.
Thinking to my self “wow, this shit really does work” we carried on talking as a group, the girls seemed genuinely grateful for the attention and interested in us.
I eventually isolated my target (the HB8 obviously) and took her to a near by table were I tried my best to test out all aspects of the game, ie kino, personality test, talking astrology etc.
She then asked my age, stupidly I answered and then asked her age, didn’t go down well, to make it worse I neg’ed her about her age,
After realizing I’d pushed it too far, I number closed and left the club with Jameo who was to my delight, actually doing his job.

i would of approached more sets but i was too much of a shit bag, worrying i might destroy my successful streak and end the night feeling a failure.


I got home a little frustrated with my inability to at least kiss close but all in all I was happy with the result, wasn’t great but it can only get better here.

Nice work, don't be frustrated to not kiss close. That was your first night out. Just remember to have fun etc.

Sounds like a successful first night!

Try not to care too much about winning streaks. Some entire nights can seem like a losing streak.

This is good stuff man. Don't worry bout closing so much early on.

Just keep opening. The closes will follow.

PMing you now, seeing as you're a fellow Liverpudlian!

Remember that in this game you some times you have to be ready to make a fool of yourself , but good report anyway