so was out in London town last week and thought i'd put this pua/mystery method stuff to work. and work it did.

she was comfortably the hottest girl in the club. there were so many clowns dancing around her like a primitive tribe but that was the only game they had. to be fair, my mate did the opener ("excuse me can you take a picture of me and my mate?"). this seems to work quite often. she started talking to both of us, and thought i'd just go for it. got a few NEGS out. (told her she was racist, had a shit mobile, wasn't as fit as my ex-girlfriend (kesha (!) she believed this) etc. etc. she found all of this hillarious. took this as an IOI. next task - ISOLATE. so i asked her if she wanted a drink. she said yes before i finished the question. and so i went and left my mate behind (hes screwed me over before, smashing a telephone book around this girls head when i was 5 minutes from nailing her - so payback). she steals my phone and starts messing around with my apps and tells me to add her on fb. how about your number and dinner i reply. job done. she says yes. then we go back and sit down, and i just start negging her again, telling her we are going to mcdonalds for our date. next thing i know she has her tongue rammed down my throat! surprised me quite a bit. almost an assault. then she had to leave as her mates wanted to go home, but made me promise her to take her out. fine ok then. bosh! she slams tongue down my throat again. kiss/number/date close. job done. even managed to get a kebab and catch the last train home so i didnt have to get a taxi. absolutely smashed it in off the cross bar.

shame i'll probably sack her off though as i'm crazy about this girl at work who i've never spoken to and haven;t got the balls to speak to though! d'oh!!

You have an interesting relationship with your 'friend'. Maybe you should reassess the meaning of the word friends.

...also, I'll ask the same question as Adam, why sack her off because you have crush over a girl you've never spoken to? As for the girl at work, why bother even going there? There are 1001 girls outside on the streets where you work. You need to start realising that the world is a bigger place.